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DOCTOR: Roz, get me a car. Chris, get me some cocaine.

— Seventh Doctor, Damaged Goods

You're a loser, Fitz Kreiner, he told himself.

— Fitz Kreiner, Mad Dogs and Englishmen

DRAKE: Standing orders, Turner. Earth is private property. No trespassers allowed.

JUNE: And if they come in peace?

DRAKE: They leave in pieces.

DRAKE: Future generations will thank me.

JUNE: No. They’ll curse you for taking away their freedom to be themselves.

DRAKE: People. They need rules. What to do, when to do it, who to be. Otherwise it all becomes chaos.

JUNE: Well, I have a daughter that I don’t want growing up in your world. That’s one of the reasons I’ve stayed on in the Department. To make sure you don’t succeed.

THORNE: He’s doing hard time, Darius. The hardest.

MADAME VASTRA: A heartbreak is a burden to us all; pity the man with two.

APRIL: What if we’re dead?

TANYA: No. If this were Heaven, you guys wouldn’t be here with me.

(Everyone turns towards TANYA)

RAM: What?

TANYA: Not in, like, a mean way.

IRIS: It's just a label. It's like a doctor telling you that you have neuralgia — that just means you have a pain in your nerves, which you knew anyway because that's why you went to the doctor in the first place.

— Iris Wildthyme, Flickering Flame

KWOL: Stop! Can't you see she's in agony! Sometimes I can't help being reminded that you were a cop, man!

COLETTE: There are an infinite number of timelines out there and the only constants are me dying and you having a fucking moan about it!

SONSOH: If you're willing to just throw a person out into the cold, what's worth keeping?

How long could anyone hold themself together, lost in a hall of mirrors?

Perhaps he had been lonely.

Perhaps he had been afraid.

Perhaps he had just gotten hungry.

Nothing is lost in time or blood.

THE SURGEON: In any true casino the house always wins

— The Surgeon, The V Cwejes

This is, without a doubt, some freaky time shit.

PREFREY: They'll just be an angel on your shoulder, paid to annoy you.

— Prefrey, Rebel Rebel

CHRISTINA CWEJ: You know as well as I do that the laws of time are all Superior bullshit.

— Christina Cwej, Rebel Rebel

CLEO: Hi honey, I'm hooooome! Oh, I forgot, I live by myself. Alexa, play depressing music.

— Cleo Proctor, Regrets