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DOCTOR: Roz, get me a car. Chris, get me some cocaine.
— Seventh Doctor, Damaged Goods
Tags: Funny
You're a loser, Fitz Kreiner, he told himself.
— Fitz Kreiner, Mad Dogs and Englishmen
DRAKE: Standing orders, Turner. Earth is private property. No trespassers allowed.
JUNE: And if they come in peace?
DRAKE: They leave in pieces.
— Curse of Anubis
Tags: Speech
DRAKE: Future generations will thank me.
JUNE: No. They’ll curse you for taking away their freedom to be themselves.
DRAKE: People. They need rules. What to do, when to do it, who to be. Otherwise it all becomes chaos.
JUNE: Well, I have a daughter that I don’t want growing up in your world. That’s one of the reasons I’ve stayed on in the Department. To make sure you don’t succeed.
— Black Hunger
Tags: Funny Sad
THORNE: He’s doing hard time, Darius. The hardest.
— Thorne, Hound of the Korven
Tags: Sad
MADAME VASTRA: A heartbreak is a burden to us all; pity the man with two.
— Madame Vastra, Vastra Investigates: A Christmas Prequel
APRIL: What if we’re dead?
TANYA: No. If this were Heaven, you guys wouldn’t be here with me.
(Everyone turns towards TANYA)
RAM: What?
TANYA: Not in, like, a mean way.
— Detained
IRIS: It's just a label. It's like a doctor telling you that you have neuralgia — that just means you have a pain in your nerves, which you knew anyway because that's why you went to the doctor in the first place.
— Iris Wildthyme, Flickering Flame
KWOL: Stop! Can't you see she's in agony! Sometimes I can't help being reminded that you were a cop, man!
— Kwol, When I Remember __________
COLETTE: There are an infinite number of timelines out there and the only constants are me dying and you having a fucking moan about it!
— The Eternal
SONSOH: If you're willing to just throw a person out into the cold, what's worth keeping?
How long could anyone hold themself together, lost in a hall of mirrors?
— The Ursine Brood
Perhaps he had been lonely.
Perhaps he had been afraid.
Perhaps he had just gotten hungry.
Nothing is lost in time or blood.
THE SURGEON: In any true casino the house always wins
— The Surgeon, The V Cwejes
This is, without a doubt, some freaky time shit.
— The V Cwejes
PREFREY: They'll just be an angel on your shoulder, paid to annoy you.
— Prefrey, Rebel Rebel
CHRISTINA CWEJ: You know as well as I do that the laws of time are all Superior bullshit.
— Christina Cwej, Rebel Rebel
CLEO: Hi honey, I'm hooooome! Oh, I forgot, I live by myself. Alexa, play depressing music.
— Cleo Proctor, Regrets
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