The_StarByte What the Flux? Followers 1 Following 0 Following Follow Follows you Overview Badges Statistics Reviews My Stories My Completed Stories My Favourite Stories ♥ My Rated Stories 1 ★ 2 ★ 3 ★ 4 ★ 5 ★ Stories I have reviewed Stories I own My Saved Stories My Completed, Unrated Stories My Skipped Stories My Next Story My Uncompleted Stories My Unreviewed Stories Stories I do not own My Collectables My Owned Collectables My Unowned Collectables My Saved Collectables (Wishlist) My Quotes My Favourite Quotes My Submitted Quotes The_StarByte has submitted 2 reviews and received 4 likes Sort: Newest First Oldest First Most Likes Highest Rating Lowest Rating Spoilers First Spoilers Last 2 reviews 23 December 2024 · 387 words The War Games in Colour The_StarByte Spoilers 2 Review of The War Games in Colour by The_StarByte 23 December 2024 This review contains spoilers! WARNING: INCOHERENT (just like the edit) Colourisation is brilliant, it feels so vibrant and so... Doctor Who-y I LOVE the pre-titles sequence, AND THEY KEPT THE EXPLOSIONS TITLE CARD I AM SO HAPPY I won't go over the lore implications, I'm sure the arguments have been done to death, it's just that the editors seem to have taken a firm side (which I dislike, things can be ambiguous damn it!) There's a million things I want to say about the edit and how it ruined the tension, introduced non sequiturs, cut all the dysfunction amongst the villains, made it so that Jamie and Zoe contribute nothing... but it kind of speaks for itself within the hell of rapid fire Things Happening Loudly (most egregious example is when they intercut between 2 scenes that were continuous and independent in the original, with 5 second intervals, and overlapping the dialogue between the two) The music is abysmal... I understand that it's hard to remix new music onto existing tapes, but oh my lord it was so overbearing. There's a lot of music that would be perfectly fine in an epic climax, but they decided to plaster it over any scene that had an iota of action. At some point, it just feels like there is no more variation in pace or intensity (also the fault of the edit). Dishonourable mention to them ruining the organ music from the Time Lord's introduction (they were just another Thing That Happened, as opposed to a terrifying presence looming over the story). Also we did NOT need sad piano music over Jamie and Zoe's departures... The modern CG edits are... mostly fun. Special shoutout to the edits in the War Room that actually do make the edit make more sense! And the trial scene! The TARDIS and SIDRAT flight scenes look cool! However, the sudden transition to CG establishing shots are very jarring (even if the new War Room design is intriguing). The new shots of Gallifrey also serve little purpose. Lastly, I super appreciate the effort and thought in re-creating a fan-made regeneration... but to go from colourised original footage to an entirely digitally animated sequence is extremely jarring, and just makes the latter look way worse and a lot more uncanny! Overall, 10/10 viewing experience but I'm bringing wine for my next rewatch Like Liked 2 16 December 2024 · 646 words Classic Who S6 • Serial 7 · (10 episodes)The War Games The_StarByte Spoilers 2 Review of The War Games by The_StarByte 16 December 2024 This review contains spoilers! A terrific story, one of Troughton's best. From the first minute after the title sequence, you know that the showrunners knew they were onto something special, with a bombastic flashing title card amidst explosions and gunfire. Then, our gang seems to be thrust into the middle of a typical historical set in WWI. The viewer pre-emptively braces themselves for 10 episodes of wacky misunderstandings and hijinks, and mutter "please don't become another base under siege...". That is until we are shown that something is very, very wrong with this war zone (aside from the usual fighting and death), as the clearly villainous English general sends a message to his (definitely alien) superiors, accompanied by some wonderfully ominous music from the Radiophonic Workshop. As the Doctor and his companions continue to fight for their lives, things keep going hilariously wrong (Romans appearing out of nowhere is now one of my favourite cliffhangers in Classic Who). After 3 episodes, the story completes the transition from weird historical to fully high-concept sci-fi, as the Doctor and Zoe travel in a TARDIS-like machine and arrive in a thoroughly alien, probably fascist, command centre/weird goggles convention. The mysteries don't end there, however, as we get a very slow tease that there are other members of the Doctor's race, plus some wonderful former-best-friends-maybe-boyfriends/proto-Master chemistry between the Doctor and the War Chief. This is followed by several episodes of (to simplify) an intense cat-and-mouse game between the two, while in the War Zones, Jamie employs his usual Scottish charm to galvanise the Resistance into action. (They are in small groups, and engage in guerilla warfare, I wonder if that could symbolise anything in 1969...) Though, points get deducted as we get an instance of "black character dies first" as part of a tragic racist streak in the Troughton era, and Lady Jennifer, who has been a wonderful addition to the group so far, gets sidelined as she gets back to her """womanly""" job of being a nurse. Things are also not going very well at the School for Spiral Enthusiasts as usual fascist infighting/mutual distrust ensues between the two Chiefs, and they are forced to summon Daddy the War Lord. All of this culminates in an epic, sweeping climax as the Resistance begins a coordinated effort at taking down the sci-fi incel rally... except it is interrupted as the Doctor realises just how bad the situation has gotten. What follows is possibly the greatest half-hour of Classic Who ever. The Doctor has uncharacteristically lost all hope, as these mysterious Time Lords yield never-before-seen power, vanishing people into thin air while pressing the "0.5x" button on their tape of the episode. They disable the TARDIS, destroying the show's format. They also un-do a season's worth of character development for Zoe, and separate the Doctor from his boyfriend. While the Doctor tries to maintain an air of optimism as he says his goodbyes, he knew the cruelty of the Time Lords only too well. (Troughton's delivery of "They'll forget me, won't they?" is heartbreaking) The episode ends with our hero on a screen, screaming into the void, never to be seen again (except, not really) The War Games uses its 10 episodes excellently to tell the story of one of the Doctor's greatest failures. It thoroughly re-invents the show, but not before telling a story of an elite who make war and brainwash the young, not for any ideology or injustice, but only out of a desire for power, and an utter disregard for life. In 1969, it is hard not to associate this with British diplomatic support for the US in the Vietnam War. The Doctor can do his job and get rid of the monsters, but is utterly incapable of dealing with the messy aftermath. As punishment, everything he loves is ripped away from him. Regeneration stories rarely get this good. Like Liked 2 Sorting, filtering, and pagination, coming soon!