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Tags: Funny
[Egan is interrogating the Stranger]
EGAN: Did the Protectorate send you -- to sabotage this mission -- to infiltrate this cell!?
— The Terror Game
GILES: It seems whatever crashed there -- he -- I'm assuming it was male -- was not of this world...
— Giles, Mist Mystery
GILES: Hi. I'm here. On a foreign case. And it's hot.
— Giles, Erlik
GILES: (Narrating) More from this man later! Now to return back to the main plot.
— Giles, Portents of Doom
GILES: You did it!
SOLOMON: Hello, Angel Cakes!
— Portents of Doom
GILES: Ah, yes! The Juice!
DIMORIAN MIMICKING GILES: I need somebody to handle my spawn!
ALISTAIR DONOVAN: Say something else.
WAR DOCTOR: There's nothing I can say.
ALISTAIR DONOVAN: Do something then!
WAR DOCTOR: Nothing to be done.
ALISTAIR DONOVAN: You're the Doctor!
WAR DOCTOR: No. I'm just what's left.
— Yesterday is Tomorrow and Tomorrow is Today
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