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MONK: This is your plan? You want to rob an intergalactic master criminal?
MISSY: Well, excuse me. I am an intergalactic master criminal too, y'know. The clue's in the name.
MONK: Come off it.
MISSY: Who threatened the whole universe with destruction using the science of Logopolis? Who overwrote all human DNA with their own? Who hijacked a Concorde dressed up as a sort of, you know, dodgy looking magician?
MONK: Yes, why did you do that?
MISSY: Well, not every plan is a winner. But if we play this one right, we'll get a tank full of plutonium and I'll have got hitched to one of the universe's most terrifying gangsters. I mean think of the size of the divorce settlement!
— Two Monks, One Mistress
STEVEN: Good day. We're looking for...
MONK: Indeed, we're all searching for something. Some like myself seek it in the peace and solitude that repose behind these monastery
STEVEN: We are looking for a friend of ours!
— The Time Meddler
DOCTOR: So that's it! You're a time meddler! No wonder you wanted to get rid of me. And what are you trying to get up to this time?
MONK: I'm sure you'll approve, Doctor.
DOCTOR: Are you quite mad? You know as well as I do the golden rule about space and time travelling. Never, never interfere with the course of history.
MONK: And who says so? Doctor, it's more fun my way. I can make things happen ahead of their time.
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