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DOCTOR: Okay. Name - the Doctor. Occupation - not a doctor. Current status - just passing by. Employer - myself. Address - that blue box over there. Now, if you don't mind, I just got snowmanned, and I would like to go home.
— Fifteenth Doctor, The Church on Ruby Road
DOCTOR: Mels. Short for-
MELS: Melody.
AMY: Yeah. I named my daughter after her.
DOCTOR: You named your daughter after your daughter.
— Let’s Kill Hitler
AMY: Okay, Doctor. Did I surprise you this time?
(The Doctor appears in top hat and tails.)
DOCTOR: Er, yeah. Completely astonished. Never expected that. How lucky I happened to be wearing this old thing. Hello, everyone. I'm Amy's imaginary friend. But I came anyway.
— The Big Bang
DOCTOR: You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?
AMELIA: Yes.
DOCTOR: Everything's going to be fine.
— The Eleventh Hour
AMY: I'm fine. It's just, there's a whole world in here, just like you said. It's all true. I thought. Well, I started to think that maybe you were just like a madman with a box.
DOCTOR: Amy Pond, there's something you'd better understand about me, because it's important, and one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a madman with a box.
Tags: TenRose Timepetals
DOCTOR: I don't age. I regenerate. But humans decay; you wither and you die. Imagine watching that happen to someone that you-- [breaks off]
ROSE: What, Doctor?
DOCTOR: You can spend the rest of your life with me, but I can't spend the rest of mine with you. I have to live on. Alone. That's the curse of the Time Lords.
— School Reunion
Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: Honestly, Charles... Can I call you Charles? I'm such a big fan!
CHARLES DICKENS: Uh, you're a what? A big what?
DOCTOR: Fan! Number one fan, that's me!
CHARLES DICKENS: How exactly are you a "fan"? In what way do you resemble a means of keeping oneself cool?
— The Unquiet Dead
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