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DOCTOR: I don't understand why you're so small! You can turn bullets into flowers. Think of the good you could do. So tell me why you don't!
TOYMAKER: You know full well this is merely a face concealing a vastness that will never cease, because your good and your bad are nothing to me. All that exists is to win or to lose.
DOCTOR: And you know full well that I've had many faces, containing something far more. So come with me. Leave this tiny world. We can take your games back to the stars. We can play across the cosmos. We can be… Celestial.
— The Giggle
DOCTOR: The human race might be clever and bright and brilliant, it's also savage and venal and relentless. All the anger out there on the street - the lies, the righteousness - that's human, that's you. That's who you are. Using your intelligence to be stupid. Poisoning the world. And hating each other? You've never needed any help with that. But today, something else is using your worst attributes, playing with you like toys.
— Fourteenth Doctor, The Giggle
DOCTOR: Kate Lethbridge-Stewart! I remember your father working night and day to keep UNIT secret, and look at you now, out and proud and defending the Earth.
DOCTOR: You think life is a balance between order and chaos. But the universe is not binary. Far from it. There is order and chaos… and there is play.
DONNA: Yeah, but you always say…
DOCTOR: Oh, what do I say? What do I say? What do I say?! Because I'm always so certain. I'm all sonic and TARDIS and Time Lord. Take that away… Take away the toys, what am I? What am I now? I don't know if I can save your life this time.
MEL: I got a lift off a zingo and came back to Earth.
DOCTOR: What's a zingo?
MEL: It's a thing you get a lift off.
Tags: Sad Speech
DOCTOR: It's funny, cos I wonder where the TARDIS goes at random. Maybe it lands on some outcrop by the sea. And there's a tribe and they worship it for 100 years. Then they grow up and try to burn it. Then they get wise. They preserve it. Then they build a city all around it, till the TARDIS is just a tiny little dot, surrounded by skyscrapers and monorails. Time passes and the city falls. It all gets swept away. And there's the TARDIS… still on its outcrop… by the sea. She's the only thing I've got left.
— Fourteenth Doctor, Wild Blue Yonder
DOCTOR: She just dropped some coffee into the console.
DONNA: But don't worry, he's got a time machine, which means he can blame me for all eternity.
— Wild Blue Yonder
DOCTOR: Wilfred Mott. Oh, now I feel better. Now nothing is wrong, nothing in the whole wide world! Hello, me old soldier!
WILF: I never thought I'd see you again after all these years. Oh, Doctor, that lovely face! It's like springtime.
DOCTOR: Oh, I keep thinking, I wish I hadn't done that thing with the salt.
DONNA: What, the bad luck thing? But that was just a lie.
DOCTOR: Normally, except… I invoked a superstition at the edge of the universe, where the walls are thin and all things are possible. I've just got this feeling.
DONNA: What?
DOCTOR: A feeling of something… which is gone. Fine. Good. Onwards.
DONNA: Was it me, or was Isaac Newton hot?
DOCTOR: He was, wasn't he? He was so hot. Oh! Is that who I am now?
DONNA: Well, it was never that far from the surface, mate. I always thought…
DONNA: You okay?
DOCTOR: I will be.
DONNA: When?
DOCTOR: A million years.
DOCTOR: It destroyed half the universe because of me. We stand here now on the edge of creation, a creation which I devastated. So, yes, I keep running. Of course I do. How am I supposed to look back on that?
DOCTOR: Ha-ha-ha! Oh, this is amazing! It changed! Oh, you clever thing! Look at that! It's got this! And that!
— Fourteenth Doctor, The Star Beast
DONNA: How long have I got to live?
DONNA AND FOURTEENTH DOCTOR: Fifty five seconds.
DONNA: Best 55 seconds of my life, because I get to do this.
COMPUTER: Ignition halted.
DONNA: Donna Noble is descending.
— The Star Beast
ROSE: You're assuming "he" as a pronoun?
DOCTOR: True. Yes. Sorry. Good point. Are you he or she or they?
MEEP: My chosen pronoun is the definite article. I am always The Meep.
DOCTOR: Oh. I do that.
DOCTOR: Once upon a time… Once upon a Time Lord, I had a best friend, and her name was Donna Noble. A Time Lord and a human, and we travelled the stars together.
DOCTOR: I really do remember, though. Every second with you. I'm so glad you're back, cos it killed me, Donna. It killed me, it killed me, it killed me.
DOCTOR: I don't believe in destiny, but if destiny exists, then it is heading for Donna Noble right now.
SHIRLEY: There's a word for you, Doctor. And that word is "jammy".
DOCTOR: Jam on toast.
DONNA: Why did this face come back?
DOCTOR: I don't know.
DONNA: To say goodbye?
DOCTOR: You've got weapons in your wheelchair?
SHIRLEY: We all have.
DOCTOR: We're binary.
DONNA: She's not, because the Doctor's…
DOCTOR: ..male…
DONNA: ..and female.
ROSE: And neither. And more.
MEEP: The Wrarth Warriors. They cultivate Meepkind for our beautiful fur. But then the galaxy said, "No more fur. It's wrong." So the Wrarth Warriors slaughtered their livestock.
DOCTOR: You're a fashion victim. Sorry.
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