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Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: Hello, welcome to my mind! Sorry for the mess.
— Seventh Doctor, The Shadow of the Scourge
DARWIN: I believe in descent through modification!
DOCTOR: Yes, Charles!
DARWIN: I believe in natural selection!
DOCTOR: Yes!
SILURIAN TULOK: It is no good, Doctor. You cannot fight me.
— Bloodtide
DOCTOR: Lay on, Macdalek!
— Eighth Doctor, The Time of the Daleks
DOCTOR: It wouldn’t work as well with say, Elvis.
NYSSA: Who’s Elvis?
DOCTOR: I’ll explain later.
— 1963: Fanfare for the Common Men
BERNICE: I bet they’ve loaded my cats on board.
MASTER: In-flight entertainment and catering! Tiny edible hostages!
— The War Master Part 2
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