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Tags: Funny
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— The Interstellar Song Contest
DOCTOR: A tale of a woman who knows she’s going to die. But still ventures into the labyrinth, still seeks her greatest adventure. I remember all that time ago, you changed your mind to join us after listening to that piece. You don’t have to tell me anything you don’t want to, but I just wanted to say I am here for you. Whatever bad news may have come your way.
KESSICA: Most considerate, Doctor. You’ll make an old woman cry.
DOCTOR: Then cry. And I’ll cry with you.
— Hooklight 2
ANNALORE: Heroes don't need villains in order to be heroes.
— Yesterday is Tomorrow and Tomorrow is Today
Tags: Speech
DOCTOR: I killed the Doctor for the notion of peace! For the notion that tyranny and evil must be fought, that the continued freedom of others was worth more than his life. And he wasn't the only one! So yes, I hope if I'm ever given the chance to end this war, I'd take it. Whatever the cost. However cruel it is in that moment, I pray I'm weak enough to sink to the level of my enemies. That I reject all I've ever stood for so that everything I've spent my lives defending can flourish again.
ALISTAIR: And if you have to kill millions to do it?
DOCTOR: Then I kill millions. And I pray to whatever deities are left in creation that it kills me too.
DOCTOR: He'd have loved you.
ANNALORE: Who?
DOCTOR: The Doctor. An aggressor turned ally? An invasion foiled, all due to reason and debate. Not a single shot fired! No one dead! No one even injured! Congratulations. He's be proud of every single one of you.
ANNALORE: Thank you.
DOCTOR: Pity he's dead.
BEATRICE: Let's go remix history.
ALISTAIR DONOVAN: Say something else.
WAR DOCTOR: There's nothing I can say.
ALISTAIR DONOVAN: Do something then!
WAR DOCTOR: Nothing to be done.
ALISTAIR DONOVAN: You're the Doctor!
WAR DOCTOR: No. I'm just what's left.
LOUISA: How are you so okay with being alone?
WYATT: Practice?
— The Dead Sea
DOCTOR: I'm born. I die. I'm born!
— Fifteenth Doctor, The Story & the Engine
SCOOT: Polish Polish
— Scoot the Polish-Bot, The Robot Revolution
TEGAN: If you're trying to fob us off with shopping, it's working.
— Hooklight 1
CHRIS: The overrides are biometrically linked to me.
DOCTOR: So I’d need a sample of your DNA to trip the lock. Right! You know what you need to do.
CHRIS: Oh, all right, fine. I’ll kiss you.
(Mwah! Chris kisses the Doctor.)
DOCTOR: Oh. No, I just meant a follicle of your hair.
CHRIS: Oh. Really?
DOCTOR: But don’t worry about it.
CHRIS: Oh, I’m so embarrassed.
DOCTOR: There should be enough on my lips, um—oh, actually I probably need a bit extra. Hang on.
(Mmmmwah! The Doctor kisses Chris back.)
— Five Hundred Ways to Leave Your Lover
STEVEN: I suppose everyone thinks of the war they were in as the war.
— Steven Taylor, The Living Darkness
The prophecies of old foretold a war across the stars.
The cosmos torn asunder. Every planet left with scars.
From Skaro to Kasterborous, and Villengard as well —
Some know it as the Time War, but the Time Lords call it Hell.
The seven deaths of Davros, and the slaughter of Skull Moon.
The Neverwhen, the Never-weres, the Never-Gone-Too-Soon.
The war raged on for eons, and it’s only just begun,
Fragmenting space and causing time itself to be undone.
Until a man is born upon the barren sands of Karn,
Until that man confronts himself twice over, in a barn.
Until the Daleks breach the second city, and it falls.
Until that man engraves the words “No More” into the walls.
I am that man, and I will take this Moment to avow:
If once there was a Doctor, there is not a Doctor now.
— War Stories
DOCTOR: This world is uninhabited. Nobody lives here and – so far – nobody has ever lived here. There’s wildlife, yes, but nobody that could look up and say, “Look at those five stars over there. They remind me of that weird fish I saw in the river the other day.
RUBY: They don’t look anything like a fish. They look like a slipper.
DOCTOR: That’s something else that hasn’t happened before
RUBY: What?
DOCTOR: People arguing about what’s right in front of them. Next one of us will start a religion worshipping the Great Fish of the Stars and the other will declare themselves a follower of the Celestial Bedsock and, before we know it, the world’ll go to hell in a handbag
— Caged
DOCTOR: But there is one thing that I should warn you about, Ruby, and this is really very serious. With all of my adventures throughout Time and Space, I have to tell you there is always a twist at the end.
— The Devil’s Chord
DOCTOR: I thought that was non-diegetic.
Tags: Sad
DOCTOR: There’s a cruel truth we have to face… People who make history are also claimed by history. This is the price we pay for travelling in time, Ryan. We have to witness the loss.
— Thirteenth Doctor, The White Dragon
‘The Saga of the Time Lords,’ Rose repeated, as the play’s title flashed up once again. ‘Isn’t this a bit like watching a home movie for you?’ She looked around. ‘With really high production values?’
‘From what I’ve heard, it’s more like fan fiction,’ the Doctor said. ‘And don’t get me wrong. I love fan fiction. You should read some of mine. But I sincerely doubt anybody here has ever actually met a Time Lord, let alone been to Gallifrey.’
— He’s Behind You
DOCTOR: Let me out!
TARAN WOOD BEAST: I once gave your companion a mildly inconvenient scare, Doctor! Now I'm going to roar and give you a scratching!
(VAN STATTEN watching the screen)
VAN STATTEN: it's talking!
GODDARD: Sir, it's going to slightly irritate him!
— Dalek: Spoof Scenes
QUEEN: And what are you? So clever, stealing onto my ship, taking what I claimed as mine. But where has it got you? No weapons. No armour. No escape. Just the desperate hope you might change my mind.
DOCTOR: No, we're way past that. I gave you your chance.
QUEEN: A chance to be like you?
DOCTOR: A chance to evolve, but you were too stupid to take it. When you die, there'll be nothing left behind. Just a trail of blood and other people's brilliance. No one will even know you existed.
— Nikola Tesla’s Night of Terror
KANE: You can't build an ionic membrane from scratch.
DOCTOR: If I had crayons and half a can of Spam, I could build you from scratch.
— Orphan 55
DOCTOR: We want certainty, security, to believe that people are evil or heroic. But that's not how people are. You want to know the secrets of existence? Start with the mysteries of the heart. I can show you everything if you stop being afraid of what you don't understand.
— The Witchfinders
DOCTOR: If something happens to Umbreen, your whole timeline could be erased. No Yaz! We can't have a universe with no Yaz!
— Demons of the Punjab
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