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Tags: Funny
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— The Interstellar Song Contest
DOCTOR: A tale of a woman who knows she’s going to die. But still ventures into the labyrinth, still seeks her greatest adventure. I remember all that time ago, you changed your mind to join us after listening to that piece. You don’t have to tell me anything you don’t want to, but I just wanted to say I am here for you. Whatever bad news may have come your way.
KESSICA: Most considerate, Doctor. You’ll make an old woman cry.
DOCTOR: Then cry. And I’ll cry with you.
— Hooklight 2
DOCTOR: He'd have loved you.
ANNALORE: Who?
DOCTOR: The Doctor. An aggressor turned ally? An invasion foiled, all due to reason and debate. Not a single shot fired! No one dead! No one even injured! Congratulations. He's be proud of every single one of you.
ANNALORE: Thank you.
DOCTOR: Pity he's dead.
— Yesterday is Tomorrow and Tomorrow is Today
ANNALORE: Heroes don't need villains in order to be heroes.
Tags: Speech
DOCTOR: I killed the Doctor for the notion of peace! For the notion that tyranny and evil must be fought, that the continued freedom of others was worth more than his life. And he wasn't the only one! So yes, I hope if I'm ever given the chance to end this war, I'd take it. Whatever the cost. However cruel it is in that moment, I pray I'm weak enough to sink to the level of my enemies. That I reject all I've ever stood for so that everything I've spent my lives defending can flourish again.
ALISTAIR: And if you have to kill millions to do it?
DOCTOR: Then I kill millions. And I pray to whatever deities are left in creation that it kills me too.
ALISTAIR DONOVAN: Say something else.
WAR DOCTOR: There's nothing I can say.
ALISTAIR DONOVAN: Do something then!
WAR DOCTOR: Nothing to be done.
ALISTAIR DONOVAN: You're the Doctor!
WAR DOCTOR: No. I'm just what's left.
LOUISA: How are you so okay with being alone?
WYATT: Practice?
— The Dead Sea
DOCTOR: I met Dionysius, we drank so much wine we caused a drought in Athens. Sága and I watched Marvel movies up until Endgame, she didn’t like Thor—muscles were too small. I played chess with Bastet, I let her think that she let me let her win. She kicked my ass thoroughly.
— Fifteenth Doctor, The Story & the Engine
Tags: Multi-Doctor
FUGATIVE DOCTOR: I was a fugitive back then. Anansi was wrong to offer that bet, and, frankly, darling, I was busy, in a different story... that might be finished one day.
— Fugitive Doctor, The Story & the Engine
DOCTOR: I'm born. I die. I'm born!
This Doctor did not look like any doctor I knew. His accent was strange, he was wearing lots of rings on his fingers, like a queen, but was looking around like a soldier.
— Omo Esosa, What I Did On My Holidays By Omo Esosa
DOCTOR: You always were a terrible judge of character. Look at me!
BERNICE: Happily.
DOCTOR: Have you had a good life?
BERNICE: All things considered.
DOCTOR: Quite. And you’ve just saved the universe again.
BERNICE: I have, haven’t I? Something to tell the cats when I get home.
DOCTOR: Cats, eh? Plural?
BERNICE: Plural.
DOCTOR: How many? Not too many?
BERNICE: No such thing. Oh, you’re going to love them. Come on.
DOCTOR: Back home?
BERNICE: And beyond.
— The War Master Part 2
RUBY: Where are we?
DOCTOR: In the middle of a war.
RUBY: Oh. I was kind of hoping for a beach.
DOCTOR: Ah. What do you think this is?
RUBY: It's not a beach.
DOCTOR: Give it time. Everywhere's a beach eventually.
— Boom
DOCTOR: I am a higher-dimension lifeform. I am a complex Space/Time event.
MUNDY: I'm Anglican.
DOCTOR: Yeah, two minutes, no lingering. Plenty more universe to see and, quite frankly, your lifespan sucks.
DOCTOR: Great name, Mundy Flynn. You should marry Ruby. Then you'd be Mundy Sunday. Go on, get married, I'd laugh every day.
RUBY: Sorry, killed by an ambulance?
DOCTOR: Life is cheap, patients are expensive. The Villengard algorithm.
RUBY: The what?
DOCTOR: Villengard battle products are fitted with AI. The algorithm maintains a fighting force at just above the acceptable number of casualties. Keeps you fighting, keeps you dying, keeps you buying. The medical services optimise the casualty rate for continued conflict. War is business, and business is booming.
DOCTOR: I'm a much bigger bang than you bargained for. I'm a lot more explosive than I look, and honey... I know how I look. Put a quantum chain reaction through me and I will shatter this silly little battlefield of yours into dust. All of it, in a heartbeat, into dust.
DOCTOR: Most armies would notice that they were fighting smoke and shadows, but not this lot, Ruby. You know why? Cos they have faith.
MUNDY: Shut up.
DOCTOR: Faith. The magic word that keeps you never having to think for yourself. Just surrender, Mundy. Just stop, and it's all over.
MUNDY: Prove it.
DOCTOR: What, seriously? Now you need proof, faith gyal?
DOCTOR: ...
— The Devil’s Chord
DOCTOR: I thought that was non-diegetic.
RUBY: I wrote this for my friend Trudy when a girl broke her heart.
— Ruby Sunday, The Devil’s Chord
Tags: Sad
RUBY: Gallifrey? And where's that?
DOCTOR: Gone! Ruby, it's gone. It's gone. They died. There was a genocide, and they died. So the one that was adopted was the only one left. I am the last of the Time Lords. And I am so, so glad to be alive.
— Space Babies
POPPY: We're not meant to be like this. Did we grow up wrong?
DOCTOR: Oh, Poppy. Oh, Popsicle. Look at me. Look at me. Nobody grows up wrong. You are what you are, and that is magnificent.
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