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Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: Hello, I'm-
TOSHKA: A demon from hell!
DOCTOR: Close enough.
— The Legend of Baba Yaga
DOCTOR: We’re not lost, Charley. Think of it more as we’ve “gone on holiday by mistake”.
CHARLEY: Doctor, that’s life with you all over!
DOCTOR: What can I say? I’m the original accidental tourist.
— The Stuff of Legend (Studio Version)
DOCTOR: We've gone on holiday by mistake!
— Eighth Doctor, The Stuff Of Legend: LIVE
BERNICE: I bet they’ve loaded my cats on board.
MASTER: In-flight entertainment and catering! Tiny edible hostages!
— The War Master Part 2
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