MR COLCHESTER: You can never go wrong with the Muppets.

ACE: The Doctor once showed the film to Charles Dickens. He died a very happy man.

DOCTOR: Paul Tanner, congratulations, you're today’s lucky winner. Ace, tell the man what he’s won.

ACE: A complete set of explanations from the Professor here. And you have no idea what a rare and precious thing that is.

ACE: Nearly forgot something

MACBETH: Yes? (hope trembling in his lungs), Yes?

(Ace smiled, and broke his nose)

BENNY: You're very interesting.

ACE: Cheers.

BENNY: Mainly because of the badges on your jacket. Those are really odd, because they're all from one of the eras I specialize in, early space age. They must have cost you a fortune.

ACE: Nah. I'm a time traveller from the nineteen-eighties.

BENNY: That is less possible than something very impossible indeed. That is really crukking impossible.