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DOCTOR: What the hell are you doing?!
RUBY: I'm... just... There's...
DOCTOR: But what did you do that for? Who sees a ladder and just pops on? A ladder in the sky and you thought, "Yeah, I'll give that a go, babes"?
RUBY: They've got the baby!
— The Church on Ruby Road
DOCTOR: Okay. Name - the Doctor. Occupation - not a doctor. Current status - just passing by. Employer - myself. Address - that blue box over there. Now, if you don't mind, I just got snowmanned, and I would like to go home.
— Fifteenth Doctor, The Church on Ruby Road
DOCTOR: Now, someone tell me what the hell is going on here?
— Fifteenth Doctor, The Giggle
DONNA: Because my dad used to say, dice don't know what the dice did last time. Games don't have a memory. Every game starts from scratch.
— Donna Noble, The Giggle
DONNA: Allons - as idiots say - y.
— Donna Noble, Wild Blue Yonder
DOCTOR: Oh, the blossomiest blossom. That's the only sad thing. I want to know what happens next. Right, then. Doctor Whoever-I'm-about-to-be. Tag, you're it.
— Thirteenth Doctor, The Power of the Doctor
DOCTOR: Why are you calling me madam?
YASMIN: Because you're a woman.
DOCTOR: Am I? Does it suit me?
YASMIN: What?
DOCTOR: Oh yeah, I remember. Sorry, half an hour ago I was a white-haired Scotsman.
— The Woman Who Fell to Earth
Tags: Speech
DOCTOR: Never be cruel. Never be cowardly. Hate is always foolish. Love is always wise. Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind.
— Twelfth Doctor, Twice Upon a Time
BILL: So, the Time Lords, bit flexible on the whole man-woman thing, then, yeah?
DOCTOR: We're the most civilised civilisation in the universe. We're billions of years beyond your petty human obsession with gender and its associated stereotypes.
BILL: But you still call yourselves Time Lords?
DOCTOR: Yeah. Shut up.
— World Enough and Time
DOCTOR: Human progress isn't measured by industry, it's measured by the value you place on a life. An unimportant life. A life without privilege. The boy who died on the river, that boy's value is your value. That's what defines an age. That's what defines a species.
— Twelfth Doctor, Thin Ice
Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: My entire understanding of physical space has been transformed! Three-dimensional Euclidean geometry has been torn up, thrown in the air and snogged to death! My grasp of the universal constants of physical reality has been changed forever!
DOCTOR: Sorry. I've always wanted to see that done properly.
— The Husbands of River Song
DOCTOR: Do you know what thinking is? It’s just a fancy word for changing your mind.
— Twelfth Doctor, The Zygon Inversion
Tags: TwelveClara Sad
DOCTOR: You're doing it again.
CLARA: Doing what?
DOCTOR: The smile.
CLARA: Yeah, I'm smiling.
DOCTOR: It's the sad smile. It's a smile but you're sad. It's confusing. It's like two emotions at once. It's like you're malfunctioning.
— Mummy on the Orient Express
CLARA: And now it's time for one last bow, like all your other selves. Eleven's hour is over now. The clock is striking twelve's.
— Clara Oswald, The Time of the Doctor
VASTRA: Good evening. I'm a Lizard Woman from the Dawn of Time, and this is my wife.
— Madame Vastra, The Snowmen
AMY: I'm fine. It's just, there's a whole world in here, just like you said. It's all true. I thought. Well, I started to think that maybe you were just like a madman with a box.
DOCTOR: Amy Pond, there's something you'd better understand about me, because it's important, and one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a madman with a box.
— The Eleventh Hour
DOCTOR: You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?
AMELIA: Yes.
DOCTOR: Everything's going to be fine.
METACRISIS DOCTOR: No, no, no, no, no. I'm unique. Never been another like me. Because all that regeneration energy went into the hand. Look at my hand. I love that hand. But then you touched it. Wham! Shush. Instantaneous biological metacrisis. I grew out of you. Still, could be worse.
DONNA: Oi, watch it, spaceman.
METACRISIS DOCTOR: Oi, watch it, Earth girl. Ooo. I sound like you. I sound all, all sort of rough.
DONNA: Oi!
METACRISIS DOCTOR: Oi!
METACRISIS DOCTOR: Spanners. Shush. I must have picked up a bit of your voice, that's all. Is it? Did I? No. Oh, you are kidding me. No way. One heart. I've only got one heart. This body has got only one heart.
DONNA: What, like you're human?
METACRISIS DOCTOR: Oh, that's disgusting.
— Journey’s End
DALEK: Halt! Sonst werden wir Sie exterminieren! Sie sind jetzt ein Gefangener der Daleks
— Daleks, Journey’s End
JACKIE: I'm going to get killed by a Christmas tree!
— Jackie Tyler, The Christmas Invasion
DOCTOR: The Daleks have failed! Why don't you finish the job and make the Daleks extinct. Rid the Universe of your filth. Why don't you just die?
DALEK: You would make a good Dalek.
— Dalek
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