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EARL: Blissful, isn't it, Doctor? Silence.
DOCTOR: Ah, not quite. I can hear the sound of empires toppling.
— The Happiness Patrol
POLICEMAN: Sir, ma'am, go back to your vehicle.
GRACE: What? Stop! He's er, he's British.
DOCTOR: Yes, I suppose I am. Jelly baby, officer?
POLICEMAN: Jelly baby?
GRACE: Just take it.
(The policeman takes a sweet and sniffs it while the Doctor makes lip-smacking noises. When he bites into it, the Doctor takes his gun and points it at his own chest.)
DOCTOR: Now, would you stand aside before I shoot myself.
— Doctor Who (The TV Movie)
SENTIA: I really want to see Omega's universe. We have such plans...
DOCTOR: I'm sure you do. But you can find happiness in this one, you know. It's not a bad old cosmos. Flowers, cups of tea, trees, mugs of tea, sunsets, pots of tea... as you can see, I don't expect too much from this universe...
— Omega
DOCTOR: I didn't expect to care for you as much as I did. That was my mistake.
When it came to it, with the Web of Time hanging in the balance, having to make
a choice between you and the universe, I'd say hang the Web of Time, you're
more important. Let the universe rot. Charley, you're worth more than all that. I
sacrificed myself for you, to save your life. And I did it gladly. I thought I'd never
see you again. That it wouldn't matter so long as I knew you were safe.
CHARLEY: I don't understand. You're saying you did care for me, after all. That
you loved me.
DOCTOR: Of course I loved you! I killed myself for you, didn't I? Of course I
loved you. Of course I love you.
— Scherzo
Tags: 9Rose
DOCTOR: The nanogenes will clean up the mess and switch themselves off, because I just told them to. Nancy and Jamie will go to Doctor Constantine for help, ditto. All in all, all things considered, fantastic!
ROSE: Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas.
DOCTOR: Who says I'm not, red bicycle when you were twelve?
ROSE: What?
— The Doctor Dances
DOCTOR: No shop. I like the little shop.
— Tenth Doctor, New Earth
TENTH DOCTOR: You know, I love being you. Back when I first started at the very beginning, I was always trying to be old and grumpy and important, like you do when you're young. And then I was you, and it was all dashing about and playing cricket and my voice going all squeaky when I shouted. I still do that, the voice thing. I got that from you. Oh, and the trainers, and -
(He puts his spectacles on.)
TENTH DOCTOR: Snap. Because you know what, Doctor? You were my Doctor.
FIFTH DOCTOR: To days to come.
TENTH DOCTOR: All my love to long ago.
— Time Crash
Tags: DoctorDonna
DONNA: I can't understand you. How many words? One. One word. Shake. Milk shake. Milk? Milk? No, not milk? Shake, shake, shake. Cocktail shaker. What do you want, a Harvey Wallbanger?
DOCTOR: Harvey Wallbanger?
DONNA: Well, I don't know.
DOCTOR: How is Harvey Wallbanger one word?
— The Unicorn and the Wasp
DOCTOR: Saturday. Good. Good, I like Saturdays.
— Tenth Doctor, The Stolen Earth
DOCTOR: How’s it going? Darling.
DONNA: Not so bad, chipmunk.
DOCTOR: Pumpkin.
— No Place
HELEN: Would you like a coffee?
DOCTOR: No, thank you. I don't need stimulants.
HELEN: Tea?
DOCTOR: Oh, yeah, please.
— Wild Animals
ANN: Is that why you never told her? Because she lied to you? Because deep down in some strange way you think of Anya Kingdom as the person who killed your friend Ann Kelso?
DOCTOR: If you can see into my mind and memories, Lost, then you already know the answer.
ANN: Oh, I see even more than you think. I see your pain and rage and the loss. Oh, so much loss. Sara, Katarina, Oliver Harper, Adric, and all those who’ve come since. Lucy Miller, Rose Tyler…
DOCTOR: Don’t say another word!
ANN: Donna Noble. Gallifrey itself. Would you abandon the call you sacrificed them for by throwing your life away now for one deceptive, violent woman?
DOCTOR: Anya Kingdom is my friend.
ANN: Oh? Are you sure?
— The Lost
Tags: Sad
ANYA: But… what if…
DOCTOR: Ah, you can’t torture yourself with the what-ifs. They’ll eat you from the inside out if you let them.
ANYA: The what-ifs. Yes, I’ve been woken up by those in the night more than once. Sound like you have too.
DOCTOR: Oh yeah.
ANYA: Have you lost people you’ve travelled with before?
DOCTOR: I don’t like to talk about it.
Tags: Funny Multi-Doctor
TENTH DOCTOR: Right, here’s the pipe. I’ll go first. Estra, after me, then Padilla. Curly, you bring down the rear.
SIXTH DOCTOR: Curly?
TENTH DOCTOR: It feels daft calling you Doctor.
SIXTH DOCTOR: Well, I am the Doctor.
TENTH DOCTOR: You can give me a nickname if you want.
SIXTH DOCTOR: I don’t.
TENTH DOCTOR: Someone called me pretty boy once.
SIXTH DOCTOR: What? I am not calling you that. I’d rather hoped for a… for a dignified old age.
— Out of Time 3 – Wink
MEEP: I don't need to pretend, for I am The Beep of all The Meeps!
— Beep the Meep, The Star Beast
MEEP: Hail to the Meep!
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