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POLICEMAN: Sir, ma'am, go back to your vehicle. GRACE: What? Stop! He's er, he's British. DOCTOR: Yes, I suppose I am. Jelly baby, officer? POLICEMAN: Jelly baby? GRACE: Just take it. (The policeman takes a sweet and sniffs it while the Doctor makes lip-smacking noises. When he bites into it, the Doctor takes his gun and points it at his own chest.) DOCTOR: Now, would you stand aside before I shoot myself.
POLICEMAN: Sir, ma'am, go back to your vehicle.
GRACE: What? Stop! He's er, he's British.
DOCTOR: Yes, I suppose I am. Jelly baby, officer?
POLICEMAN: Jelly baby?
GRACE: Just take it.
(The policeman takes a sweet and sniffs it while the Doctor makes lip-smacking noises. When he bites into it, the Doctor takes his gun and points it at his own chest.)
DOCTOR: Now, would you stand aside before I shoot myself.
SENTIA: I really want to see Omega's universe. We have such plans... DOCTOR: I'm sure you do. But you can find happiness in this one, you know. It's not a bad old cosmos. Flowers, cups of tea, trees, mugs of tea, sunsets, pots of tea... as you can see, I don't expect too much from this universe...
SENTIA: I really want to see Omega's universe. We have such plans...
DOCTOR: I'm sure you do. But you can find happiness in this one, you know. It's not a bad old cosmos. Flowers, cups of tea, trees, mugs of tea, sunsets, pots of tea... as you can see, I don't expect too much from this universe...
DOCTOR: I didn't expect to care for you as much as I did. That was my mistake. When it came to it, with the Web of Time hanging in the balance, having to make a choice between you and the universe, I'd say hang the Web of Time, you're more important. Let the universe rot. Charley, you're worth more than all that. I sacrificed myself for you, to save your life. And I did it gladly. I thought I'd never see you again. That it wouldn't matter so long as I knew you were safe. CHARLEY: I don't understand. You're saying you did care for me, after all. That you loved me. DOCTOR: Of course I loved you! I killed myself for you, didn't I? Of course I loved you. Of course I love you.
DOCTOR: I didn't expect to care for you as much as I did. That was my mistake.
When it came to it, with the Web of Time hanging in the balance, having to make
a choice between you and the universe, I'd say hang the Web of Time, you're
more important. Let the universe rot. Charley, you're worth more than all that. I
sacrificed myself for you, to save your life. And I did it gladly. I thought I'd never
see you again. That it wouldn't matter so long as I knew you were safe.
CHARLEY: I don't understand. You're saying you did care for me, after all. That
you loved me.
DOCTOR: Of course I loved you! I killed myself for you, didn't I? Of course I
loved you. Of course I love you.
“No shop. I like the little shop.”
TENTH DOCTOR: You know, I love being you. Back when I first started at the very beginning, I was always trying to be old and grumpy and important, like you do when you're young. And then I was you, and it was all dashing about and playing cricket and my voice going all squeaky when I shouted. I still do that, the voice thing. I got that from you. Oh, and the trainers, and - (He puts his spectacles on.) TENTH DOCTOR: Snap. Because you know what, Doctor? You were my Doctor. FIFTH DOCTOR: To days to come. TENTH DOCTOR: All my love to long ago.
TENTH DOCTOR: You know, I love being you. Back when I first started at the very beginning, I was always trying to be old and grumpy and important, like you do when you're young. And then I was you, and it was all dashing about and playing cricket and my voice going all squeaky when I shouted. I still do that, the voice thing. I got that from you. Oh, and the trainers, and -
(He puts his spectacles on.)
TENTH DOCTOR: Snap. Because you know what, Doctor? You were my Doctor.
FIFTH DOCTOR: To days to come.
TENTH DOCTOR: All my love to long ago.
DONNA: I can't understand you. How many words? One. One word. Shake. Milk shake. Milk? Milk? No, not milk? Shake, shake, shake. Cocktail shaker. What do you want, a Harvey Wallbanger? DOCTOR: Harvey Wallbanger? DONNA: Well, I don't know. DOCTOR: How is Harvey Wallbanger one word?
DONNA: I can't understand you. How many words? One. One word. Shake. Milk shake. Milk? Milk? No, not milk? Shake, shake, shake. Cocktail shaker. What do you want, a Harvey Wallbanger?
DOCTOR: Harvey Wallbanger?
DONNA: Well, I don't know.
DOCTOR: How is Harvey Wallbanger one word?
“Saturday. Good. Good, I like Saturdays.”
HELEN: Would you like a coffee? DOCTOR: No, thank you. I don't need stimulants. HELEN: Tea? DOCTOR: Oh, yeah, please.
HELEN: Would you like a coffee?
DOCTOR: No, thank you. I don't need stimulants.
HELEN: Tea?
DOCTOR: Oh, yeah, please.