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Tags: Funny
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— The Interstellar Song Contest
LUX: I'm a two-dimensional character, you can't expect a backstory!
— The Lux, Lux
BELINDA: I'm Belinda, and this is the Doctor. Really? Just "the Doctor"? Always?
DOCTOR: Yeah.
BELINDA: Ridiculous.
— Lux
BELINDA: You mean it's literally the same diploma, like in a time travel way?
DOCTOR: Timey-wimey.
BELINDA: Timey-wimey?
DOCTOR: Yup.
BELINDA: Am I six?
— The Robot Revolution
BELINDA: Is that better or worse than humans?
DOCTOR: If you start deciding which body is best, you’re going down a very dangerous path.
SCOOT: Polish Polish
— Scoot the Polish-Bot, The Robot Revolution
DOCTOR: I can’t help thinking, Bel, that maybe we are meant to be connected.
BELINDA: Like this is destiny? Is that what you say to all the girls? Is that what you said to Sasha? She trusted you, and she died. And you tested my DNA without even asking my permission. God. You’re dangerous.
DOCTOR: I’m sorry. Inexcusable. With both hearts, I apologise.
BELINDA: I am not one of your adventures. Now I’m asking you, Doctor, to do the right thing.
DOCTOR: I mean, basically the code came from nowhere, but then so did the universe, and no-one complains about that.
— Joy to the World
Tags: Sad Speech
DOCTOR: It's funny, cos I wonder where the TARDIS goes at random. Maybe it lands on some outcrop by the sea. And there's a tribe and they worship it for 100 years. Then they grow up and try to burn it. Then they get wise. They preserve it. Then they build a city all around it, till the TARDIS is just a tiny little dot, surrounded by skyscrapers and monorails. Time passes and the city falls. It all gets swept away. And there's the TARDIS… still on its outcrop… by the sea. She's the only thing I've got left.
— Wild Blue Yonder
Tags: Thasmin
DOCTOR: You're gonna have to trust me on this, Yaz. When have I ever let you down before?
DOCTOR: I won't disappear again.
YASMIN: Yeah, you will. One day, you will.
— Revolution of the Daleks
HARKNESS: How many people in the universe get to meet the Doctor, let alone travel with her? We're the lucky ones, Yaz. Enjoy the journey while you're on it. Cos the joy... is worth the pain.
— Captain Jack Harkness, Revolution of the Daleks
DOCTOR: Two hearts. One happy, one sad.
Tags: Speech
DOCTOR: Never be cruel. Never be cowardly. Hate is always foolish. Love is always wise. Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind.
— Twice Upon a Time
FIRST DOCTOR: There is good and there is evil. I left Gallifrey to answer a question of my own. By any analysis, evil should always win. Good is not a practical survival strategy - it requires loyalty, self-sacrifice and love. And so, why does good prevail? What keeps the balance between good and evil in this appalling universe? Is there some kind of logic? Some mysterious force?
BILL: Perhaps it's just... a bloke.
FIRST DOCTOR: A... bloke?
BILL: Yeah! Perhaps it's just some bloke, wandering around, putting everything right when it goes wrong.
FIRST DOCTOR: Well, that would be a nice story, wouldn't it?
BILL: That would be the best.
FIRST DOCTOR: The Doctor? No, I don't think so! No, dear me, no! You may be a Doctor, but I am the Doctor. The original, you might say!
— The Doctor Falls
BILL: You said. I remember, you said you could fix this. That you could get me back. Did you say that?
DOCTOR: I did say that, yes.
BILL: Were you lying?
DOCTOR: No.
BILL: Were you right?
Tags: Speech Sad
DOCTOR: Without hope. Without witness. Without reward.
MASTER: Is the future going to be all girl?
DOCTOR: We can only hope.
DOCTOR: Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.
DOCTOR: Winning? Is that what you think it's about? I'm not trying to win. I'm not doing this because I want to beat someone, or because I hate someone, or because, because I want to blame someone. It's not because it's fun and God knows it's not because it's easy. It's not even because it works, because it hardly ever does. I do what I do, because it's right! Because it's decent! And above all, it's kind. It's just that. Just kind. If I run away today, good people will die. If I stand and fight, some of them might live. Maybe not many, maybe not for long. Hey, you know, maybe there's no point in any of this at all, but it's the best I can do, so I'm going to do it. And I will stand here doing it till it kills me. You're going to die too, some day. How will that be? Have you thought about it? What would you die for? Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand, is where I fall. Stand with me. These people are terrified. Maybe we can help, a little. Why not, just at the end, just be kind?
MISSY: Exciting, isn't it? Watching the Cybermen getting started.
DOCTOR: They always get started. They happen everywhere there's people. Mondas, Telos, Earth, Planet 14, Marinus. Like sewage and smartphones and Donald Trump, some things are just inevitable.
BILL: So, the Time Lords, bit flexible on the whole man-woman thing, then, yeah?
DOCTOR: We're the most civilised civilisation in the universe. We're billions of years beyond your petty human obsession with gender and its associated stereotypes.
BILL: But you still call yourselves Time Lords?
DOCTOR: Yeah. Shut up.
— World Enough and Time
Tags: Thoschei
DOCTOR: We had a pact, me and him. Every star in the universe, we were going to see them all. But he was too busy burning them. I don't think she ever saw anything.
DOCTOR: It's as if his bones have disintegrated.
NARDOLE: Ooo. What could do that?
DOCTOR: A complete and total absence of any kind of sunlight.
NARDOLE: Death by Scotland.
— The Eaters of Light
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