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Tags: Funny
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— The Interstellar Song Contest
DOCTOR: I'm born. I die. I'm born!
— Fifteenth Doctor, The Story & the Engine
Tags: Speech
DOCTOR: You have to be invited into my TARDIS, Conrad. To be special. But you? You're special, for all the wrong reasons. You see, I am fighting a battle on behalf of everyday people... who just want to get through their day, and feel safe, and warm, and fed. And then along comes this... Noise. All day long, this relentless noise. Cowards like you, weaponising lies, taking people's insecurities and fear, and making it currency. You are exhausting. You stamp on the truth, choke our bandwidth, and shred our patience. Because the only strategy you have is to wear us down. But the thing is, Conrad, I have energy to burn and all the time in the universe.
— The Doctor, Lucky Day
KATE: Don't you dare point a gun at her! You were right, Conrad, I didn't remember you. So I checked my notes from that interview eight years ago, and do you know what I wrote?
SHIRLEY: I’d throw in a compliment
KATE: The three words that summed you up? "Don't trust him."
CONRAD: Mm. You think you're so superior. Up in your tower, looking down on us.
KATE: Keeping you safe
CONRAD: I want a confession. On camera. Admit to the lies. Show us the monster costumes. Show us the tech that you’re hiding, that we’ve paid for.
KATE: You’re deluded
CONRAD: The grown ups are talking. Come on, Commander-in-chief. Admit. Or are you a coward, like your father was?
KATE: You should be very careful what you say about my father
CONRAD: His only legacy was a pack of lies.
KATE: He was 100 times the man you are. And that gun is UNIT issue. So where's Jordan Lang?
CONRAD: Who?
IBRAHIM: He's been shot. Ground team are rushing him to the infirmary.
KATE: You shot someone to get in here?
CONRAD: It's nothing to do with me.
KATE: A man's life is hanging in the balance and you're not even sorry.
CONRAD: Maybe you shot him. Or he was an actor. Or he never existed. So come on. Confess! All right. Let's start with your best friend. Where is the Doctor and his box of tricks?
RUBY: Oh, you're so lucky he's not here.
KATE: She's telling the truth. And, actually, I'm glad he's not here. Because he would've stopped me.
CONRAD: Oh. From what?
KATE: From showing you and your followers what we're protecting them from. The truth, Conrad. As requested.
— Lucky Day
RENÉE: I'll talk to anyone about that boy of mine... if you'll bend the rules.
LOGAN: I got no problem. This time of night, who's looking?
BELINDA: Bend the rules?
DOCTOR: In 1952 Miami, the diner is segregated. No blacks, which includes you. We're breaking the law just by being in here.
BELINDA: But that's... Oh, my God, I can't...
DOCTOR: Save it for later, Belinda. Right now we are busy.
BELINDA: How can you say that?
DOCTOR: I have toppled worlds. Sometimes I wait for people to topple their world. Until then, I live in it and I shine.
— Lux
Lizzie Abel: Well, I really really loved it, though I marked it down to a 7 out of 10, 'cause it gave away the ending in the middle, and the villain's motivation changed.
Hassan Chowdry: And technically, it's puppets that want to be boys, not cartoons.
Robyn Gossage: Oh my god!
Lizzie Abel: We're still here!
*excited laughter*
DOCTOR: I can’t help thinking, Bel, that maybe we are meant to be connected.
BELINDA: Like this is destiny? Is that what you say to all the girls? Is that what you said to Sasha? She trusted you, and she died. And you tested my DNA without even asking my permission. God. You’re dangerous.
DOCTOR: I’m sorry. Inexcusable. With both hearts, I apologise.
BELINDA: I am not one of your adventures. Now I’m asking you, Doctor, to do the right thing.
— The Robot Revolution
BELINDA: So, what’s your name? Doctor what?
DOCTOR: Just the Doctor.
BELINDA: What, you’re actually called the Doctor?
DOCTOR: Yeah.
BELINDA: All right, then. I’m called the Nurse.
DOCTOR: Doctor and Nurse. Good team.
SCOOT: Polish Polish
— Scoot the Polish-Bot, The Robot Revolution
BELINDA: You mean it's literally the same diploma, like in a time travel way?
DOCTOR: Timey-wimey.
BELINDA: Timey-wimey?
DOCTOR: Yup.
BELINDA: Am I six?
JOY: She died on Christmas Day. On Christmas Day! I said goodbye on an iPad! Because of the rules! She died alone! And those awful people and their wine fridges, and their dancing, and their parties, and I listened to them, and I let my mother die alone! So I can never be home on Christmas Day, and I can never be with anyone on Christmas Day because I let her down. I let her down on the last day of her life, on Christmas Day. I can’t ever change that. I can’t ever change it.
— Joy Almondo, Joy to the World
DOCTOR: Do you know how lonely you are? You live in a great, big, giant spaceship and there aren't any chairs! And you haven't even noticed because nobody ever comes round!
— Fifteenth Doctor, Joy to the World
DOCTOR: I mean, basically the code came from nowhere, but then so did the universe, and no-one complains about that.
— Joy to the World
DOCTOR: I don't care what you think. And you can say whatever you want. You can think absolutely anything. I will do anything if you just allow me to save your lives.
BREWSTER: If you'll turn away, ladies, before you're contaminated.
DOCTOR: You will die out there! And I can save your lives! Now let me!
— Dot and Bubble
DOCTOR: I have a ship. It's called the TARDIS. That blue box. It harnesses technology that makes it bigger on the inside than on the outside. I could take you all. I could carry you to the stars. I... could find you a home that is safe and clean and everything you want.
LINDY: But... we couldn't travel with you.
RUBY: What? Why... Why not?
LINDY: Because you, sir, are not one of us. I mean, you were kind, although it was your duty to save me, obviously. I mean, screen-to-screen contact is just about acceptable, but... in person? That's impossible.
ENID: I can't think of a synonym for keeping your distance. I suppose, to coin a new word, in Latin, it would be semper distans. Always distant. She's semper distans to you.
— 73 Yards
RUBY: Why does a land mine have lights on it?
DOCTOR: Oh, capitalism.
RUBY: Excuse me?
DOCTOR: Flashy lights play well in a showroom. Modern warfare. Death by salesman.
— Boom
DOCTOR: We're all dead eventually. There's hardly any time that we're not dead. Which is a good thing, too. We've got to keep the pace up, otherwise nothing would get done. Dying defines us. Snow isn't snow until it falls.
RUBY: Snow...?
DOCTOR: Yeah, snow. We all melt away in the end, but something stays. Maybe the best part.
DOCTOR: Most armies would notice that they were fighting smoke and shadows, but not this lot, Ruby. You know why? Cos they have faith.
MUNDY: Shut up.
DOCTOR: Faith. The magic word that keeps you never having to think for yourself. Just surrender, Mundy. Just stop, and it's all over.
MUNDY: Prove it.
DOCTOR: What, seriously? Now you need proof, faith gyal?
DOCTOR: I went down to the beach and there she stood, dark and tall at the edge of the wood. "The sky's too big, I'm scared," I cried. She replied, "Young man, don't you know there's more to life than the moon and the President's wife?"
DOCTOR: A sad old man once told me, what survives of us is love.
DOCTOR: I am a higher-dimension lifeform. I am a complex Space/Time event.
MUNDY: I'm Anglican.
RUBY: Where are we?
DOCTOR: In the middle of a war.
RUBY: Oh. I was kind of hoping for a beach.
DOCTOR: Ah. What do you think this is?
RUBY: It's not a beach.
DOCTOR: Give it time. Everywhere's a beach eventually.
DOCTOR: I'm a much bigger bang than you bargained for. I'm a lot more explosive than I look, and honey... I know how I look. Put a quantum chain reaction through me and I will shatter this silly little battlefield of yours into dust. All of it, in a heartbeat, into dust.
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