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STUBBS: The radiation cave? But I've only one suit. If you spend any time in there without one, Doctor, you will die. Any man would.
DOCTOR: Any man, perhaps.
— The Mutants
LEELA: My tribe has a saying. If you're bleeding, look for a man with scars.
— Leela, The Robots of Death
RANULF: He is said to be the best swordsman in France.
DOCTOR: Fortunately, we are in England. May I?
(Ranulf hands the Doctor his sword.)
— The King’s Demons
K9: (Demonic voice) I have become death, the destroyer of worlds. Despair, you all.
JOHN: Level 3. It’s on Level 3.
K9: Apocalypse averted. But only just.
— The Custodians
THORNE: You'll be seeing one of your containment centres from the inside. How's that for fantabulous?
— Thorne, The Custodians
(Thorne and a technician are watching a screen.)
PIKE: (On monitor) We hereby commandeer this police station in the name of the Last Precinct. Our demands are as follows: 1, the immediate deactivation of all CCPC units. 2, the CCPC cloning plant be shut down within 48 hours. 3…
THORNE: Shut it off.
TECHNICIAN: But surveillance protocol stipulates that…
THORNE: It’s on a loop, you fool. The only thing I’m getting from it is déjà vu and the only thing I’m getting from it is déjà vu. There, the only humorous thing I’ll say in my life wasted on you.
— The Last Precinct
DALEK SUPREME: What is happening? Explain! Explain!
DOCTOR: Dalek Supreme, your sewers are revolting.
— The Witch’s Familiar
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