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Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: Hello, I'm-
TOSHKA: A demon from hell!
DOCTOR: Close enough.
— The Legend of Baba Yaga
CHRIS: The overrides are biometrically linked to me.
DOCTOR: So I’d need a sample of your DNA to trip the lock. Right! You know what you need to do.
CHRIS: Oh, all right, fine. I’ll kiss you.
(Mwah! Chris kisses the Doctor.)
DOCTOR: Oh. No, I just meant a follicle of your hair.
CHRIS: Oh. Really?
DOCTOR: But don’t worry about it.
CHRIS: Oh, I’m so embarrassed.
DOCTOR: There should be enough on my lips, um—oh, actually I probably need a bit extra. Hang on.
(Mmmmwah! The Doctor kisses Chris back.)
— Five Hundred Ways to Leave Your Lover
Tags: Funny Name dropping
MR COLCHESTER: You can never go wrong with the Muppets.
ACE: The Doctor once showed the film to Charles Dickens. He died a very happy man.
— Reflect
DOCTOR: You always were a terrible judge of character. Look at me!
BERNICE: Happily.
DOCTOR: Have you had a good life?
BERNICE: All things considered.
DOCTOR: Quite. And you’ve just saved the universe again.
BERNICE: I have, haven’t I? Something to tell the cats when I get home.
DOCTOR: Cats, eh? Plural?
BERNICE: Plural.
DOCTOR: How many? Not too many?
BERNICE: No such thing. Oh, you’re going to love them. Come on.
DOCTOR: Back home?
BERNICE: And beyond.
— The War Master Part 2
BERNICE: I bet they’ve loaded my cats on board.
MASTER: In-flight entertainment and catering! Tiny edible hostages!
DOCTOR: Tegan, sometimes I wonder how well I'd get on without you
TEGAN: Thank You
DOCTOR: Probably quite alright, all things considered
— Goth Opera
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