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Tags: Funny
CHAMBERLAIN: I don't understand!
VICKI: It's perfectly simple. I'm a girl.
CHAMBERLAIN: A girl? Dressed as a boy? Is nothing understandable these days? The dresses, silk, satins. Where's the money to come from?
— The Crusade
GABBY: When the TARDIS “blasts off”, it makes a noise like an elephant and a piano bringing sexy back.
— Gabby Gonzalez, The Arts in Space
CYBERLEADER: You are not from this world. You are a Timelord.
DOCTOR: Oh, is that why my body keeps changing? I just thought it was vindictive puberty.
— Sins of the Flesh
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