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DOCTOR: You know, my dear, there's something very satisfying about destroying something that's evil, don't you think?
DODO: (enthusiastically) YES!
— The Savages
PROFESSOR TRAVERS: I died fifteen years ago. Saw it in the times. "Professor Edward Travers, CBE. Silly old fool. No flowers, by request." But they still sent them. No one listens.
— Edward Travers, Downtime
DOCTOR: The best thing that you can do is to change gender again.
— Third Doctor, The Ghosts of N-Space
DOCTOR: Cheer up. Look, there's a mouse.
CHARLEY: I am deeply cheered.
— Seasons of Fear
Tags: Funny
The Salford Cat: Have you brought any sweets with you from the rational world? Upstairs?
Iris: Sweets?
The Salford Cat: Sweets can get you a long way down here.
Iris: No... ooh! But I've got some ciggies!
The Salford Cat: Oh, well. Gimme a ciggy for now.
— The Land of Wonder
Meep meep!
— Beep the Meep, The Star Beast
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