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DOCTOR: ...
— Fifteenth Doctor, The Devil’s Chord
Meep meep!
— Beep the Meep, The Star Beast
CYBERMAN: Love is not a mission. Love is an emotion. Emotions are not missions.
BEL: And that's why you're dead on floor, and I put you there. (shoots it again) Love is the only mission. Idiot.
— Once, Upon Time
DOCTOR: There's this moment where you're sure you're about to die and then you're born. It's terrifying. Right now I'm a stranger to myself. There's echoes of who I was and a sort of call towards who I am. And I have to hold my nerve and trust all these new instincts. Shape myself towards them. I'll be fine. In the end. Hopefully. Well, I have to be, because you guys need help and if there's one thing I'm certain of, when people need help, I never refuse. Right? This is going to be fun.
— Thirteenth Doctor, The Woman Who Fell to Earth
Tags: Speech
DOCTOR: Never be cruel. Never be cowardly. Hate is always foolish. Love is always wise. Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind.
— Twelfth Doctor, Twice Upon a Time
DOCTOR: There's this emperor and he asks this shepherd's boy, how many seconds in eternity? And the shepherd's boy says there's this mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it, and an hour to go around it! Every hundred years, a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain is chiselled away, the first second of eternity will have passed! You must think that's a hell of a long time. Personally, I think that's a hell of a bird.
— Twelfth Doctor, Heaven Sent
CLARA: Doctor, you are not the only person who ever lost someone. It's the story of everybody. Get over it. Beat it. Break free.
(Her hand touches his cheek.)
CLARA: Doctor, it's time. Get up, off your arse, and win!
— Heaven Sent
VASTRA: Good evening. I'm a Lizard Woman from the Dawn of Time, and this is my wife.
— Madame Vastra, The Snowmen
DOCTOR: Who's she?
SARDICK: Nobody important.
DOCTOR: Nobody important. Blimey, that's amazing. Do you know, in nine hundred years of time and space, I've never met anyone who wasn't important before.
— A Christmas Carol
HARRIET: You can tell the President, and please use these exact words, he's not my boss, and he's certainly not turning this into a war.
— Harriet Jones, The Christmas Invasion
DOCTOR: Everybody lives, Rose. Just this once, everybody lives!
— Ninth Doctor, The Doctor Dances
HARCOURT: Doctor Constantine.
CONSTANTINE: Mrs Harcourt. How much better you're looking.
HARCOURT: My leg's grown back. When I come to the hospital, I had one leg.
CONSTANTINE: Well, there is a war on. Is it possible you miscounted?
— The Doctor Dances
Tags: Funny
BUCKINGHAM: You would dare to take on one of the finest swordsmen in England?
DOCTOR: Hasn't anybody told you? We're in France!
— The Church and the Crown
DOCTOR: Cheer up. Look, there's a mouse.
CHARLEY: I am deeply cheered.
— Seasons of Fear
DOCTOR: The best thing that you can do is to change gender again.
— Third Doctor, The Ghosts of N-Space
PROFESSOR TRAVERS: I died fifteen years ago. Saw it in the times. "Professor Edward Travers, CBE. Silly old fool. No flowers, by request." But they still sent them. No one listens.
— Edward Travers, Downtime
DOCTOR: You know, my dear, there's something very satisfying about destroying something that's evil, don't you think?
DODO: (enthusiastically) YES!
— The Savages
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