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DOCTOR: Hello, I'm-
TOSHKA: A demon from hell!
DOCTOR: Close enough.
— The Legend of Baba Yaga
DOCTOR: Charley, C'Rizz, Lucie, Tamsin, Molly. Friends, companions I've known, I salute you. And Cass, I apologise. Physician, heal thyself.
— Eighth Doctor, The Night of the Doctor
DOCTOR: Every great decision creates ripples, like a huge boulder dropped in a lake. The ripples merge and rebound off the banks in unforeseeable ways. The heavier the decision, the larger the waves, the more uncertain the consequences.
— Seventh Doctor, Remembrance of the Daleks
VALEYARD: There's nothing you can do to prevent the catharsis of spurious morality.
— The Valeyard, The Ultimate Foe
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