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Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: There goes my plan A
SARAH JANE: Is there a plan B?
DOCTOR: Eh. Plan B would never work, we'll try plan C.
— Past Lives
Ian: None of us has betrayed your friendship, Alexander. Because we are all innocent.
Alexander: Is that all you have to say?
Ian: Yes. You cannot support innocence with a million flowery words. Innocence stands out on its own, like a beacon. Maybe you can't see it now, but one day you will. And if you kill us, on that day, you will regret the injustice.
— Farewell, Great Macedon
Tags: Speech
DOCTOR: Oh yes, I’ve got last words! Several billion last words, in fact! It’s high time, Nobody No-one, that you heard exactly what kind of a man I am…
— Seventh Doctor, A Death in the Family
NOBODY NO-ONE: I’m going to kill everything! Everything that crawls, grows, wiggles and swims in all of reality. Bang! The whole lot! Finished! Kaput! Finito-complete-o! Gone! How’s that for a plan?
— Nobody No-One, A Death in the Family
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