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Tags: Funny
VIZIER: Kowtow. Kneel upon the ground and touch your forehead upon the floor three times.
DOCTOR: (Outraged.) I shall do no such thing!
VIZIER: Kublai Khan is the mightiest man the world has ever seen. Not to pay him homage will cost you your head.
DOCTOR: Well, if it breaks my back, then he can take all of me! So why waste time on small items?
— Marco Polo
BARBARA: We failed.
DOCTOR: Yes, we did. We had to.
BARBARA: What’s the point of travelling through time and space if we can’t change anything? Nothing. Tlotoxl had to win.
DOCTOR: Yes.
BARBARA: And the one man I had respect for, I deceived. Poor Autloc. I gave him false hope and in the end he lost his faith.
DOCTOR: He found another faith, a better, and that’s the good you’ve done. You failed to save a civilisation, but at least you helped one man.
— The Aztecs
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Dalek: You slaves will now have the privilege of hearing our great Emperor talking to you from our planet.
Dalek Emperor: Greetings from Skaro. You people of Venus have been freed from the bondage to your Earth masters!
-The Dalek Invasion
— Invasion of the Daleks
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