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Tags: Funny
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— The Interstellar Song Contest
FLOOD: And that's how the story of the Church on Ruby Road comes to an end, with a very happy ending for little Ruby Sunday. But life goes on, doesn't it? Ruthlessly. And what happens, you might wonder. Oh, what happens to that mysterious traveller in Time and Space known as the Doctor? I'm sorry to say his story ends in absolute terror. Night, night.
— Mrs Flood, Empire of Death
CHERRY: I would love a cup of tea.
FLOOD: Would you, sweetheart? Well, we'd all like a lot of things... that aren't going to happen.
CHERRY: What that supposed to mean?
FLOOD: I'd be very careful, Mrs Sunday. There's a storm coming in. He waits no more.
— The Legend of Ruby Sunday
CARLA: I just need you to look after Mum. It's only going to be for a couple of hours.
FLOOD: Oh, leave her to me. I nursed my old mum through diabetes and a hip operation. She died of an ulcer. But that was when I wasn't looking.
SUSAN + SUTEKH: Did you think I was family, Doctor? I bring Sutekh's gift of death for you and for all your tiny, vile, incessant universe!
— Susan Triad, The Legend of Ruby Sunday
DOCTOR: Give me the loving!
— Fifteenth Doctor, The Legend of Ruby Sunday
HARRIET: There is the Toymaker, the god of games. There is Trickster, the god of traps. There is Maestro, the god of music. There is Reprobate, the god of spite. There is the Mara, the god of beasts. And the threefold deity of malice and mischief and misery. There are gods of skin and shame and secrets. There is Incensor the god of disaster and her children, called Doubt and Dread. And standing on high is the mother and father and other of them all.
For the god of all gods has returned, and his names are many.
His name has been Set. And Seth. And Sithifer. And his one true name for evermore is... Sutekh!
DOCTOR: I don't care what you think. And you can say whatever you want. You can think absolutely anything. I will do anything if you just allow me to save your lives.
BREWSTER: If you'll turn away, ladies, before you're contaminated.
DOCTOR: You will die out there! And I can save your lives! Now let me!
— Dot and Bubble
DOCTOR: Oh, yes! We are in Wales. Spectacular!
RUBY: How can you tell?
DOCTOR: Oh... That smell. That green. That coastline, Ruby. Oh, the rocks and the water, it never ends. The war between the land and the sea.
— 73 Yards
RUBY: Where are we?
DOCTOR: In the middle of a war.
RUBY: Oh. I was kind of hoping for a beach.
DOCTOR: Ah. What do you think this is?
RUBY: It's not a beach.
DOCTOR: Give it time. Everywhere's a beach eventually.
— Boom
DOCTOR: I'm a much bigger bang than you bargained for. I'm a lot more explosive than I look, and honey... I know how I look. Put a quantum chain reaction through me and I will shatter this silly little battlefield of yours into dust. All of it, in a heartbeat, into dust.
PAUL MCCARTNEY: (sings)
I've got a dog. He's called Fred.
My dog is alive. He's not dead.
I love my dog. He loves me too.
I haven't got a cat. Only a dog.
THE BEATLES: (sings)
My dog, my dog.
I've got a dog.
I love my dog.
He's my dog.
He's not your dog.
If you want a dog, get your own.
— The Devil’s Chord
RUBY: Wait! No. Is it safe? What if I change history by stepping on a butterfly or summat?
DOCTOR: Well, that's not going to happen, is it? Who steps on butterflies? You'd literally have to be like, "Wait. Come 'ere, butterfly! "Come 'ere, 'ave it!"
— Space Babies
FLOOD: Oh, Merry Christmas, Abdul. Stop making such a fuss. Never seen a TARDIS before?
— Mrs Flood, The Church on Ruby Road
THE TOYMAKER: Well, that’s alright, then!
— The Giggle
DOCTOR: Now, someone tell me what the hell is going on here?
MEL: I got a lift off a zingo and came back to Earth.
DOCTOR: What's a zingo?
MEL: It's a thing you get a lift off.
DONNA: Yeah, but you always say…
DOCTOR: Oh, what do I say? What do I say? What do I say?! Because I'm always so certain. I'm all sonic and TARDIS and Time Lord. Take that away… Take away the toys, what am I? What am I now? I don't know if I can save your life this time.
Tags: Sad Speech
DOCTOR: It's funny, cos I wonder where the TARDIS goes at random. Maybe it lands on some outcrop by the sea. And there's a tribe and they worship it for 100 years. Then they grow up and try to burn it. Then they get wise. They preserve it. Then they build a city all around it, till the TARDIS is just a tiny little dot, surrounded by skyscrapers and monorails. Time passes and the city falls. It all gets swept away. And there's the TARDIS… still on its outcrop… by the sea. She's the only thing I've got left.
— Wild Blue Yonder
DOOM: Are you serious? I swore an allegiance.
DOCTOR: To whom? The Revenant? Coldstream? Oberon?
— The Crowd
DOCTOR: Oh, the blossomiest blossom. That's the only sad thing. I want to know what happens next. Right, then. Doctor Whoever-I'm-about-to-be. Tag, you're it.
— The Power of the Doctor
Tags: Thasmin
DOCTOR: A wise person once said to me, goodbyes only hurt because what came before was so special. Oh, and it's been so special. You, and Graham, and Ryan, and Dan. Nobody else got to be us. Nobody else got to live our days. Nobody. And my hearts are so full of love of all of you. Oh, I have loved being with you, Yaz. And I have loved being me. I think I need to do this next bit alone.
YASMIN: Let's not say goodbye.
DOCTOR: Yaz, I can't fix myself to anything, anywhere or anyone. I've never been able to. That's what my life is.
YASMIN: Yeah, of course.
DOCTOR: Not because I don't want to, because I might. But if I do fix myself to somebody I know, sooner or later, it'll hurt.
— Legend of the Sea Devils
DOCTOR: What about you? Any plans? Seeing friends?
DALEK: Daleks do not have friends.
DOCTOR: Yeah, well, you've only got yourselves to blame for that.
— Eve of the Daleks
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