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“I never make the same mistake twice. Unless it’s for effect.”
DOCTOR: Did you see their arms, K9? Like Swiss Army knives. If they don’t have cutting equipment in there, I’m a monkey’s uncle. K9: Query. How would their precise equipment array cause you to be related to a primate? DOCTOR: I don’t know, marriage, maybe.
DOCTOR: Did you see their arms, K9? Like Swiss Army knives. If they don’t have cutting equipment in there, I’m a monkey’s uncle.
K9: Query. How would their precise equipment array cause you to be related to a primate?
DOCTOR: I don’t know, marriage, maybe.