Dear Sir,

I note your suggestion to 'give her her head for a while', an expression which I can see is related to loosening a horse's reins. While fully appreciating your proposal, I would like to propose an alternative course of action, which is STOP HER STOP HER NOW WHATEVER SHE'S DOING PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU. I would also like to casually mention another Earth saying about horses, namely: 'There's no point shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted,' and to make it extra clear I will point out that by 'horse' I mean 'Missy', and by 'bolted' I mean 'destroyed this entire planet'.

Yours pleadingly,

Nardole

- Nah, she's not going to do that. Don't panic. D