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Review of The Endless Night by CptnOfTheYellowSub

25 May 2025

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In this universe, Jackie and Pete broke up years ago and never had Rose, but Our Rose brings them closer together while trapped in either Pete or Jackie's fault (I don't remember which) just as the whole universe is going dark and they are about to die of the cold cause there is no sun. It's really cute and definitely captures the Family First undertones of the early RTD era.

Jackie/Pete, soulmates in every universe but Rose can't save them.

 


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Review of The Flood by CptnOfTheYellowSub

25 May 2025

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Rose flirts with a male version of herself while they try to break into 10 Downing Street to prove the government had been lying about global warming.


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Review of Prisoner of the Ood by CptnOfTheYellowSub

2 April 2025

That is not how the Ood work.

Suburban setting.

Villian bait and switch.

I'll admit I did not see the plot twist coming.

A couple of the actresses sound too similar so I can't tell them apart but that may be a ME problem.


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Review of Stolen Goods by CptnOfTheYellowSub

2 April 2025

I like Jenny immediately. She reminds me most of the 13th Doctor with her snark and positive outlook despite the circumstances.

The theme song is recognizable as Doctor Who but more feminine and sprightly almost to the point of chaos. Just like Jenny.

We get confirmation that Jenny is, in fact, genetically recognizable as a Time Lady. You'd think that'd be obvious but there used to be fan theories that she was something different or only half.

Jenny is however, a little too smart for someone who was literally born yesterday. I know she was programmed with a knowledge set up on birth but c'mon. There's no way she'd just instinctually know how to build a vortex manipulator from scratch.

The bad guys in this are the space equivalent of sketchy car salesman, who will upsell you for repairs you do not need. They kind of reminds me of Star Wars side characters. One is basically a space orc.

Noah is cute. Special cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure.


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Review of The Mind Robber by CptnOfTheYellowSub

2 April 2025

The Land Of Fiction was such a creative setting. The could do so much with it. They should bring it back. You get the sense anything could happen in the land of fiction.

They stole my dear Jamie's face!

I like Zoe's sparkly jumpsuit.

There is a character in this one called the Master but he isn't THAT The Master, and that was confusing for my IRL friend who is not as into Doctor Who history as me, and so does not know Our The Master doesn't show up until the 3rd Doctor's era. I didn't set the record straight. I just let him think the Master was being oddly nice this time. My friend is a pudding brain who must be protected.


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Review of Twenty-Four Doors in December by CptnOfTheYellowSub

2 April 2025

Simple and sugary comfort with my favourite audio companion Charley.

Audacity is there too, I guess.

Healing for my windbitten soul.


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Review of Pandora by CptnOfTheYellowSub

2 April 2025

F you, Darkil or however you spell your name. Scheming, manipulative, old bat. An innocent young timelord is dead because of you.

I forgive you, Andred. I love you, Andred. I hope Leela comes around to forgiving you too.

I kinda ship Romana and Brax, tbh.


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Review of Weapon of Choice by CptnOfTheYellowSub

2 April 2025

What if I think these "terrorists" have some fair points?

I feel for Leela.She's lost her husband, she's so alone yet surrounded by people who look down on her as a lesser intellect.

 


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Review of A Blind Eye by CptnOfTheYellowSub

2 April 2025

I did Nazi that coming.


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Review of Zagreus by CptnOfTheYellowSub

2 April 2025

I've had acid trips less weird than this.

I usually listen to these lying in bed with the lights off. I had to listen to this one twice in one day to make certain I hadn't dreamt it.

This audio has everything: in no particular order:

Vampires

Creatures from another plane of existence.

The old religion of Gallifrey.

The chesire cat from Alice in Wonderland.

Rassilon

Chopping wood

WW2

A priest

Creepy nursery rhymes

Charley's Mum

Carrots

Talking animatronics at war with each other.

Evil TARDIS

Multiple doctors only they're not playing The Doctor.

The Eighth Doctor trying to sacrifice himself yet again. 

 

 

 


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