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Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: There it is.
SHAYA: What?
DOCTOR: Ha. It’s behind you.
ALISS: I know.
DOCTOR: No. No, I’m talking to the thing behind you. And behind that. Ha, ha!
BELINDA: What did you see?
DOCTOR: The way out!
— The Well
DOCTOR: What the hell are you doing?!
RUBY: I'm... just... There's...
DOCTOR: But what did you do that for? Who sees a ladder and just pops on? A ladder in the sky and you thought, "Yeah, I'll give that a go, babes"?
RUBY: They've got the baby!
— The Church on Ruby Road
Tags: Speech
JERICHO: YOU ARE OBSERVED! And that is my power over you!
— Eustacius Jericho, Village of the Angels
MRS. RHODES: Some days should be allowed to stay lovely, I think.
— Made You Look
RIVER: When you love the Doctor, it's like loving the stars themselves. You don't expect a sunset to admire you back. And if I happen to find myself in danger, let me tell you, the Doctor is not stupid enough, or sentimental enough, and he is certainly not in love enough to find himself standing in it with me!
— River Song, The Husbands of River Song
DOCTOR: I'm not running away. But this is one corner of one country in one continent on one planet that's a corner of a galaxy that's a corner of a universe that is forever growing and shrinking and creating and destroying and never remaining the same for a single millisecond. And there is so much, so much to see, Amy. Because it goes so fast. I'm not running away from things, I am running to them before they flare and fade forever. And it's all right. Our lives won't run the same. They can't. One day, soon maybe, you'll stop. I've known for a while.
— The Power of Three
Tags: Sad
DOCTOR: It’s your choice.
RORY: This isn’t fair. You’re turning me into you.
— The Girl Who Waited
DORIUM: Oh, dear God. That’s the attack prayer!
— Dorium Maldovar, A Good Man Goes to War
DOCTOR: Amy, this is, well, she’s my TARDIS. Except she’s a woman. She’s a woman, and she’s my TARDIS.
AMY: She’s the TARDIS?
DOCTOR: And she’s a woman. She’s a woman and she’s the TARDIS.
AMY: Did you wish really hard?
— The Doctor’s Wife
WYCKHAM: Right now the glorious German fleet is preparing to depart harbours all along the Dutch and Belgian coast.
KOENIG: And your so-called British Intelligence will not suspect until it is far too late.
GEORGE: We know. Clyde and me.
WYCKHAM: And what can two schoolboys do?
CLYDE: You’d be surprised. I’ve taken on bigger loonies than you lot. I’ve fought hideous bug eyed monsters, and I’ve defeated them all with this.
(He holds out his mobile phone, playing "Pass Out" by Tinie Tempah.)
— Lost in Time
RANI: What if he's not there at all? What if it's just the two of us left in the whole wide world?
CLYDE: Like Adam and Eve.
RANI: Yeah. No! There's got to be someone else. There's got to be.
— The Empty Planet
AMY: One little girl crying. So?
DOCTOR: Crying silently. I mean, children cry because they want attention, because they're hurt or afraid. But when they cry silently, it's because they just can't stop. Any parent knows that.
AMY: Are you a parent?
DOCTOR: Hundreds of parents walking past who spot her and not one of them's asking her what's wrong, which means they already know, and it's something they don't talk about. Secrets. They're not helping her, so it's something they're afraid of. Shadows, whatever they're afraid of, it's nowhere to be seen, which means it's everywhere. Police state.
— The Beast Below
DOCTOR: ...in doing so, you make it happen. Anything I do just makes it happen.
— Tenth Doctor, The Waters of Mars
GWEN: There's one thing I always meant to ask Jack. Back in the old days, I wanted to know about that Doctor of his. The man who appears out of nowhere and saves the world. Except sometimes he doesn't. All those times in history when there was no sign of him, I wanted to know why not. But I don't need to ask any more. I know the answer now. Sometimes the Doctor must look at this planet and turn away in shame.
— Gwen Cooper, Day Five
(Clyde projects a hologram of himself.)
HOLO-CLYDE: Hey, hey, Maria! This friend of Sarah Jane’s given her this holographic postcard whatsit thing, so
HOLO-LUKE: Hi, Maria. We miss you.
HOLO-CLYDE: Soft boy. We don’t miss you. We’ve moved on. You’re gone and forgotten. Maria Who, I say.
— The Mark of the Berserker
RANI: Look, there’s something I’ve got to tell you. Something about me you ought to know.
CLYDE: You’re from another planet. I already guessed.
LUKE: Actually, Clyde, it’s worse than that.
(Mister Chandra gets out of his car.)
CLYDE: Oh, no. Rani, please tell me there’s a good reason why our new head just pulled up outside your house that doesn’t involve the word dad.
RANI: Honestly, he’s all right, really. It’s just his job.
CLYDE: Yeah, that’s what they said about Doctor Frankenstein.
— The Day of the Clown
CLYDE [on phone]: This is Clyde. If you want me, and I don’t blame you, leave me your number, especially if you’re cute.
— Clyde Langer, The Lost Boy
Luke: You know you said, anything I wanted to know, just ask, right?
Clyde: Encyclopædia Clydannica, I’m your man.
Luke: Tell me about girls.
— Warriors of Kudlak
Luke: I wasn’t trying to be cruel. I was trying to be funny.
Clyde: Yeah, well not everybody’s cut out to be me.
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