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— The Interstellar Song Contest
The prophecies of old foretold a war across the stars.
The cosmos torn asunder. Every planet left with scars.
From Skaro to Kasterborous, and Villengard as well —
Some know it as the Time War, but the Time Lords call it Hell.
The seven deaths of Davros, and the slaughter of Skull Moon.
The Neverwhen, the Never-weres, the Never-Gone-Too-Soon.
The war raged on for eons, and it’s only just begun,
Fragmenting space and causing time itself to be undone.
Until a man is born upon the barren sands of Karn,
Until that man confronts himself twice over, in a barn.
Until the Daleks breach the second city, and it falls.
Until that man engraves the words “No More” into the walls.
I am that man, and I will take this Moment to avow:
If once there was a Doctor, there is not a Doctor now.
— War Stories
RUBY: * (To Marti)* I'm sorry I took so long, because I think I'll only get one chance and I had to make sure I was right. But I wish I could have helped you. I'm so sorry.
— Ruby Sunday, 73 Yards
AMY: How come you can fly the TARDIS?
RIVER: Oh, I had lessons from the very best.
DOCTOR: Well, yeah.
RIVER: It's a shame you were busy that day.
— The Time of Angels
JACKIE: I'm going to get killed by a Christmas tree!
— Jackie Tyler, The Christmas Invasion
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