Stories Short Story Who’s after your cash 1 image Overview Characters How to Read Reviews 1 Statistics Related Stories Quotes 1 Overview Released Friday, March 12, 1999 Written by Rowan Atkinson Publisher Mirror Group Newspapers Pages 1 Synopsis The Ninth Doctor submits a rambling letter to a newspaper, beseeching its readers to consider helping to raise money for disadvantaged individuals in conjunction with the broadcast of a Comic Relief TV special. Read Read Favourite Favourited Add Review Edit Review Log a repeat Skip Skipped Unowned Owned Owned Save to my list Saved Edit date completed Custom Date Release Date Archive (no date) Save Characters Ninth Doctor [The Curse of Fatal Death] First Appearance How to read Who’s after your cash: External Link Reviews Add Review Edit Review Sort: Date (Newest First) Date (Oldest First) Likes (High-Low) Likes (Low-High) Rating (High-Low) Rating (Low-High) Word count (High-Low) Word count (Low-High) Username (A-Z) Username (Z-A) Spoilers First Spoilers Last 1 review 31 March 2025 · 75 words Review by Owen Spoilers 1 This review contains spoilers! I can’t believe the Doctor just told us we’re from a separate timeline in which we didn’t land on Mars in 2019… What a bunch of amateurs we must look like compared to the other universes. I’d rather not have been made aware of this at all! Now I’ll have to live in shame of the knowledge that we’re the timeline that’s living in the past. Well, thank you for that, Doctor. What a b*tch. Owen View profile Like Liked 1 Open in new window Statistics AVG. Rating9 members 3.11 / 5 Member Statistics Read 15 Favourited 0 Reviewed 1 Saved 0 Skipped 2 Related Stories (Comic Relief) (Minisode) The Curse of Fatal Death Rating: 3.99 Story Skipped Minisode Reviews(8) More Actions View Sets Close Related Sets Set of Stories: Minisodes Add Review Edit Review Skip Skipped Unowned Owned Save to my list Saved Quotes Add Quote Link to Quote Favourite Tags: Funny The amount of silliness that Earthlings can get up to still surprises me (and I'm over 800 years old!). People have shaved their hair off, sold kisses, hopped around towns, sat in baths of custard and done thousands of other scientifically implausible stunts to raise money for some of the most disadvantaged people in the UK and Africa. — Who’s after your cash
