If for some reason you are reading this, please read JayPea's review, it sums up everything I wanna say about it and more.

That being said, this is one of the worst things I've ever seen. The Liz recast was alright, the Patsy recast was abysmal though. I don't know how Baggs lost all of his directing abilities cause the first four movies were not bad, this was just amateur. Really from start to finish it was just... a mess. Camp though!

Directing, acting, special effects, shot continuity, audio effects, casting, scripting, shot composition, props...

Apparently 20 years is how long it takes to lose all film making skill. I'm trying to think of a single thing that this film did well, and I'm coming up completely blank.

Where the previous four PROBE films had a cast that brings you in, well built suspense and horror, some great shots and effects, this film surprises you by doing, well, not that.

The best moments were the most emotionally important parts of the film because they screwed them up so badly you just couldn't help but laugh. I'm sure this would be a great watch with friends and some beers, but for actually being a compelling story...

1/10