Stories Movie P.R.O.B.E. P.R.O.B.E. Episode: 1 2 3 4 5 When to Die 1 image Overview Characters How to Complete Reviews 2 Statistics Quotes Overview Released April 2015 Written by Bill Baggs Directed by Bill Baggs Runtime 61 minutes Tropes (Potential Spoilers!) LGBTQA+ Location (Potential Spoilers!) Earth, England, London Synopsis When Liz Shaw returns from a working holiday in Spain a new and deeply disturbing case awaits. Corporal 7891 Alpha has outlived his usefulness or rather the government can no longer afford to fund the medication. And that can mean only one thing... termination! At first glance a "government authorised execution" is a simple enough task for the Preternatural Research Bureau (PROBE) team. But as events unfold, and the truth about Corporal 7891 Alpha is revealed, the case becomes far more complex. Only Liz's wealth of experience, courage and determination can save the day — but not before her moral compass is knocked off course. Complete Completed Favourite Favourited Add Review Edit Review Log a repeat Skip Skipped Unowned Owned Owned Save to my list Saved Edit date completed Custom Date Release Date Archive (no date) Save Characters Liz Shaw Paul Reynish Giles First Appearance Patsy Haggard Show All Characters (4) How to find When to Die: DVD When to Die Reviews Add Review Edit Review Sort: Date (Newest First) Date (Oldest First) Likes (High-Low) Likes (Low-High) Rating (High-Low) Rating (Low-High) Word count (High-Low) Word count (Low-High) Username (A-Z) Username (Z-A) Spoilers First Spoilers Last 2 reviews 1 March 2025 · 83 words Review by Jamie 3 If for some reason you are reading this, please read JayPea's review, it sums up everything I wanna say about it and more. That being said, this is one of the worst things I've ever seen. The Liz recast was alright, the Patsy recast was abysmal though. I don't know how Baggs lost all of his directing abilities cause the first four movies were not bad, this was just amateur. Really from start to finish it was just... a mess. Camp though! Jamie View profile Like Liked 3 6 October 2024 · 122 words Review by JayPea 10 Directing, acting, special effects, shot continuity, audio effects, casting, scripting, shot composition, props... Apparently 20 years is how long it takes to lose all film making skill. I'm trying to think of a single thing that this film did well, and I'm coming up completely blank. Where the previous four PROBE films had a cast that brings you in, well built suspense and horror, some great shots and effects, this film surprises you by doing, well, not that. The best moments were the most emotionally important parts of the film because they screwed them up so badly you just couldn't help but laugh. I'm sure this would be a great watch with friends and some beers, but for actually being a compelling story... 1/10 JayPea View profile Like Liked 10 Open in new window Statistics AVG. Rating8 members 0.94 / 5 Trakt.tv AVG. Rating5 votes 0.90 / 5 Member Statistics Completed 13 Favourited 0 Reviewed 2 Saved 2 Skipped 2 Quotes Add Quote Submit a Quote