[Memory TARDIS]

(A mash-up of various TARDIS themes and contents.)

JAMIE: Where the devil am I?
ZOE: I think it's a TARDIS. Oh, I think it's The TARDIS, in a manner of speaking.
JAMIE: Zoe?
ZOE: Hello, Jamie!
JAMIE: Zoe! Oh!
ZOE: Oh, Jamie, Jamie! You remember!
JAMIE: Of course I remember. Mind you, I forgot for so long.
ZOE: Well, they made us forget, the Time Lords, when we left the Doctor. They erased our memories. But in here, it's all back. Every adventure, every story, every single moment!
JAMIE: Aye, but how did we get here? And where's the Doctor?
ZOE: Oh, he'll be out there somewhere in the stars. But I don't think this is for him. I think this is meant for us. Oh.

(The second Doctor's recorder.)

JAMIE: I've missed him every day of my life, but I didn't even realise it.
ZOE: What they did to us was unforgivable. And I think we've been brought here to undo it.
JAMIE: One last gift from the Doctor. I'd still be with him now if I could, trying to keep up with him.
ZOE: Oh, don't you have a family?
JAMIE: Aye. Five daughters.
ZOE: Oh!
JAMIE: Legs hairier than mine, and 19 grandchildren.
ZOE: Nineteen?!
JAMIE: Aye, not so wee any more.
ZOE: Well, I have a son. A scientist. I named him James.
JAMIE: A...after me?
ZOE: I never realised before, but... Well, of course after you!
JAMIE: Oh. Did you marry a man from the Space Wheel?
ZOE: No, no. We met on Earth, in Australia.
JAMIE: Ha! I've been there. Got shot at.
ZOE: Oh, we got shot at all the time.
JAMIE: Aye. But look at you. Ever so noble.
ZOE: Oh, presidential robes, thank you very much. This is my third inauguration.
JAMIE: President?
ZOE: Mmm-hmm.
JAMIE: The Doctor would be so proud.
ZOE: Isn't it funny. All the things he showed us, and taught us, I've been using them every single day of my life without realising? All those experiences were at the back of my mind, pushing me forwards.
JAMIE: Me too. Do you think we'll ever see the Doctor again?
ZOE: Oh, I'm not sure. But we keep him alive by telling our stories.