DOCTOR: Once upon a time… Once upon a Time Lord, I had a best friend, and her name was Donna Noble. A Time Lord and a human, and we travelled the stars together.

SHAUN: Oh, sat nav says they're closing all the roads.

DOCTOR: Oh, I know some roads even the taxi drivers don't. Trust me. (psychic paper) Grand Master of the Knowledge.

SHAUN: That says Grand Mistress.

DOCTOR: (to the psychic paper) Oh, catch up.

DONNA: (to Rose) Listen, you. I would burn down the world for you, darling. Anyone has a go, I will be there and I will descend.

DONNA: Sometimes I think there's something missing. Like I had something lovely, and it's gone. And I… I kind of… I kind of look to the side, like… like something should be there, but it's not. And I know I've got Rose and Shaun and you, and the biggest sausage roll I've ever seen, frankly. I should be happy. I should be really happy. But some nights… I lie in bed thinking "What have I lost?"

MEEP: Meep, meep!

ROSE: Oh, my God. Hello. I mean, wow. What are you?

MEEP: I am The Meep.

ROSE: You can talk? Oh, my God.

MEEP: Meep, meep.

ROSE: My name is Rose. I'm a human. What happened? Did you crash?

MEEP: I fell from the stars. I hurt my paw.

ROSE: Let me see.

MEEP: No! But I'm not safe. There are others from the sky. They're hunting me down to kill me.

ROSE: Who are they?

MEEP: Monsters.

SHIRLEY: Shirley Anne Bingham, UNIT Scientific Adviser No. 56.

DOCTOR: Oh! I was Scientific Adviser No. 1.

DOCTOR: I don't believe in destiny, but if destiny exists, then it is heading for Donna Noble right now.

DONNA: No such thing as spaceships? We've got a bloody Martian in the shed!

ROSE: You're assuming "he" as a pronoun?

DOCTOR: True. Yes. Sorry. Good point. Are you he or she or they?

MEEP: My chosen pronoun is the definite article. I am always The Meep.

DOCTOR: Oh. I do that.

MEEP: The Wrarth Warriors. They cultivate Meepkind for our beautiful fur. But then the galaxy said, "No more fur. It's wrong." So the Wrarth Warriors slaughtered their livestock.

DOCTOR: You're a fashion victim. Sorry.

MEEP: Oh, to hell with this. Exhibit C! No stun guns for me! Just die!

DONNA: We could be living somewhere far away from here. Monte Carlo. Switzerland. And you'd be safe, Rose. It's all my fault. I gave away that lottery money.

DOCTOR: Why?

DONNA: Because… there are places out there where people are in danger and in pain and fear. And I could help. It just felt like the sort of thing he would do.

DOCTOR: You've got weapons in your wheelchair?

SHIRLEY: We all have.

DONNA: How long have I got to live?

DONNA AND FOURTEENTH DOCTOR: Fifty five seconds.

DONNA: Best 55 seconds of my life, because I get to do this.

COMPUTER: Ignition halted.

DONNA: Donna Noble is descending.

DONNA: Why did this face come back?

DOCTOR: I don't know.

DONNA: To say goodbye?

DOCTOR: We're binary.

DONNA: She's not, because the Doctor's…

DOCTOR: ..male…

DONNA: ..and female.

ROSE: And neither. And more.

SYLVIA: My father would be impressed. I have no higher compliment.

SHIRLEY: There's a word for you, Doctor. And that word is "jammy".

DOCTOR: Jam on toast.

ROSE: After all these years, I'm… finally me.

DOCTOR: Ha-ha-ha! Oh, this is amazing! It changed! Oh, you clever thing! Look at that! It's got this! And that!

DOCTOR: I really do remember, though. Every second with you. I'm so glad you're back, cos it killed me, Donna. It killed me, it killed me, it killed me.

DONNA: We can have more days, can't we? I mean, why is it such a big goodbye with you? Why is it one last trip? Cos you could visit with my family. We could do outrageous things, like have tea, or dinner, and a laugh. And Rose's school play. Well, maybe not that. She can't act. She's terrible. I don't know how to tell her. But the point is, you've been given a second chance. You can do things different this time. So why don't you do something completely new, and have some friends?

DONNA: What's happening?

DOCTOR: I've got no idea. It's completely out of control! We could end up anywhere in Time and Space!

Meep meep!

MEEP: Hail to the Meep!

MEEP: I don't need to pretend, for I am The Beep of all The Meeps!