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TARDIS Guide

Overview

Released

October 2019

Written by

Jacqueline Rayner

Narrated by

Lisa Bowerman

Runtime

395 minutes

Location (Potential Spoilers!)

Braxiatel Collection

Synopsis

Legend tells of an evil sorceress who used the power of magical crystals to transfer her mind into the bodies of others. Her reign of terror was long and bloody, and her final defeat the cause of great rejoicing. But that's just a legend. A story told to children. Isn't it? I mean, it's ridiculous. It couldn't have really happened... could it?

Finding the last resting place of the Crystal Sorceress is an archaeological dream on a par with discovering the Holy Grail. So it's hardly likely that someone will just offer the solution to Professor Bernice Summerfield on a plate. But sometimes the unlikely actually happens.

And one thing that's very, very unlikely is that Benny will suddenly find herself to be a member of the opposite gender...

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A really fun adventure for Benny, with body swapping shenanigans. Jac Rayner is fabulous at character and as always has Benny’s voice and quirks. After the Crystal initially swaps Benny, Avril, and Dominic’s bodies, I found it a bit difficult to follow who was in what body, but as the story progressed it was easier to understand. Lisa Bowerman is always fabulous and gives each character a distinct voice. Like a lot of the early Bernice stuff, Lots of cheeky adult humour, the only Who-adjacent work I’ve encountered which has quite overt references to a character’s dick, so be prepared for that! Overall a fun tale


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