Stories Audio Book Bernice Summerfield Bernice Summerfield The Squire’s Crystal 1 image Overview Characters How to Listen Reviews 1 Statistics Quotes Overview Released October 2019 Written by Jacqueline Rayner Narrated by Lisa Bowerman Runtime 395 minutes Location (Potential Spoilers!) Braxiatel Collection Synopsis Legend tells of an evil sorceress who used the power of magical crystals to transfer her mind into the bodies of others. Her reign of terror was long and bloody, and her final defeat the cause of great rejoicing. But that's just a legend. A story told to children. Isn't it? I mean, it's ridiculous. It couldn't have really happened... could it? Finding the last resting place of the Crystal Sorceress is an archaeological dream on a par with discovering the Holy Grail. So it's hardly likely that someone will just offer the solution to Professor Bernice Summerfield on a plate. But sometimes the unlikely actually happens. And one thing that's very, very unlikely is that Benny will suddenly find herself to be a member of the opposite gender... Listen Listened Favourite Favourited Add Review Edit Review Log a repeat Skip Skipped Unowned Owned Owned Save to my list Saved Characters Bernice Summerfield Irving Braxiatel Adrian Wall Clarissa Jones Joseph / J-Kibb Wolsey Show All Characters (6) How to listen to The Squire’s Crystal: Big Finish Audio Bernice Summerfield: The Squire’s Crystal Reviews Add Review Edit Review Sort: Newest First Oldest First Most Likes Highest Rating Lowest Rating Username (A-Z) Username (Z-A) Spoilers First Spoilers Last 1 review 2 July 2024 · 110 words Review by Bjorkdork Spoilers 1 This review contains spoilers! A really fun adventure for Benny, with body swapping shenanigans. Jac Rayner is fabulous at character and as always has Benny’s voice and quirks. After the Crystal initially swaps Benny, Avril, and Dominic’s bodies, I found it a bit difficult to follow who was in what body, but as the story progressed it was easier to understand. Lisa Bowerman is always fabulous and gives each character a distinct voice. Like a lot of the early Bernice stuff, Lots of cheeky adult humour, the only Who-adjacent work I’ve encountered which has quite overt references to a character’s dick, so be prepared for that! Overall a fun tale Like Liked 1 Open in new window Statistics AVG. Rating56 members 3.71 / 5 GoodReads AVG. Rating56 votes 3.71 / 5 The Time Scales AVG. Rating5 votes 4.20 / 5 Member Statistics Listened 18 Favourited 1 Reviewed 1 Saved 2 Skipped 0 Owned 2 Quotes Add Quote Submit a Quote