MISS QUILL: That's the size of a kitten.

BALLON: Are kittens dangerous?

MISS QUILL: Only if you insult their worshippers online.

MISS QUILL: Right, well if you ever do something like that again without warning me, I will pluck the eyelids from your screaming face.

HEADMISTRESS: In another life, you and I could have been great friends Miss Quill.

MISS QUILL: Oh I'd rather swim in my own vomit.