Listen, I know we don't like Gareth Roberts and the plot is thin at best, but I had a completely s**t day, like I wanted to rip my hair out. And then I came home, took a bong rip and looked at those cows on the moon and it made me really giggle. To martin gehraghty, if you're reading this I want to thank you for these evil cows.

The first page is fantastic. And then...

I couldn't tell any of the characters apart. Who was talking? Turlough? Tegan? Some nameless character the story hasn't bothered to introduce?

And to cap it all off, the villain is just annoying.

Maybe we’d care more about the space cows if we learnt about their origin story first. There is some entertainment in the form of the unique villain but not a lot of flavour elsewhere.