The first page is fantastic. And then...

I couldn't tell any of the characters apart. Who was talking? Turlough? Tegan? Some nameless character the story hasn't bothered to introduce?

And to cap it all off, the villain is just annoying.

Maybe we’d care more about the space cows if we learnt about their origin story first. There is some entertainment in the form of the unique villain but not a lot of flavour elsewhere.