DOCTOR: Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.

ACE: You're just an aging hippy, Professor.

DOCTOR: There might be something in that, yes.

CONDUCTOR: Any more fares?

DOCTOR: I would like a ticket, actually. I'd like a there and back off peak weekend break supersaver senior citizen bimonthly season with optional added facilities a free cup of coffee in a plastic glass a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy, you mechanic moron!