RANI: Look, there’s something I’ve got to tell you. Something about me you ought to know.

CLYDE: You’re from another planet. I already guessed.

LUKE: Actually, Clyde, it’s worse than that.

(Mister Chandra gets out of his car.)

CLYDE: Oh, no. Rani, please tell me there’s a good reason why our new head just pulled up outside your house that doesn’t involve the word dad.

RANI: Honestly, he’s all right, really. It’s just his job.

CLYDE: Yeah, that’s what they said about Doctor Frankenstein.

Luke: Coulrophobia is the fear of clowns. Johnny Depp has it.

Clyde: What encyclopaedia did you learn that from, then?

Luke: Heat.

LUKE: I did not fancy Maria.

CLYDE: Boy, I taught you well, didn't I? Clyde's cool rule #2: Deny all emotion, especially when involving girls.