Stories Book Past Doctor Adventures Scream of the Shalka 1 image Overview Characters How to Read Reviews 1 Statistics Related Stories Quotes Overview Released Monday, February 2, 2004 Written by Paul Cornell Pages 251 Time Travel Present Location (Potential Spoilers!) Lancashire, Earth, England Synopsis When the Doctor lands his TARDIS in the Lancashire town of Lannet, in the present day, he finds that something is terribly wrong. The people are scared. They don't like going out onto the streets at night, they don't like making too much noise, and they certainly don't like strangers asking too many questions. What alien force has invaded the town? Why is it watching barmaid Alison Cheney? And what plans does it have for the future of the planet Earth? The Doctor is helped (and hindered) by his new military liaison Major Kennet and his Royal Green Jacket troop. His old enemy the Master also plays a small part. During the course of this adventure he encounters a brand new race of ferocious alien monsters, and strikes up a friendship with his latest companion, Alison. While starting with a small community under threat, this old-fashioned, very traditional but very up to date Doctor Who adventure takes in the entire world, from New Zealand to India, Siberia to the USA, and cosmic expanses beyond. This is the novelisation of BBCi's acclaimed Doctor Who adventure, first broadcast over the Internet in November 2003. Read Read Favourite Favourited Add Review Edit Review Log a repeat Skip Skipped Unowned Owned Owned Save to my list Saved Edit date completed Custom Date Release Date Archive (no date) Save Characters Ninth Doctor [Scream of the Shalka] Shalka Prime The Master [Scream of the Shalka] Alison Cheney Show All Characters (4) How to read Scream of the Shalka: Books Scream of the Shalka Reviews Add Review Edit Review Sort: Date (Newest First) Date (Oldest First) Likes (High-Low) Likes (Low-High) Rating (High-Low) Rating (Low-High) Word count (High-Low) Word count (Low-High) Username (A-Z) Username (Z-A) Spoilers First Spoilers Last 1 review 23 May 2025 · 575 words Review by WHOXLEY 1 “Homo sapiens has minutes to live.” I think it's safe to say that every Doctor Who fan goes through that weird Scream of the Shalka hyperfixation phase. When we discover it, it becomes the most enigmatic thing in the world. The Ninth Doctor who wasn’t really the Ninth Doctor. The one fully original animated episode of Doctor Who. The revival that never was. The one that echoed what RTD’s revival would do, albeit in a different way and through a different lens. The mystery eventually wears off when we then watch Scream of the Shalka and move on with our lives. But to the truly dedicated, there’s of course The Feast of the Stone, that one Obverse Books release and of course; the novelisation by Paul Cornell. So much of the inherent mystery of Scream of the Shalka comes from the off-screen lore we’re not prithee to. Why is this Doctor such a recluse? Why is the Master a robot? What happened before Scream of the Shalka? So where better to find the answers than from the novelisation written by the guy who wrote the webcast? In DWM 343, Matt Michael had this to say about Paul Cornell’s novelisation of Scream of the Shalka; “A self-set test of skill to see whether he (Cornell) could reproduce the tone of the no-frills Target books of his youth.” And a “no-frills Target book” really is a very apt description. On the one hand, I admire Paul Cornell for limiting himself and writing a no-nonsense, no-deviation, straight-forward by-the-books novelisation akin to Terrance Dicks. Except on the other hand; it's just not that interesting to read. Clocking in at 194 pages (not counting the length behind the scenes feature) this novelisation is remarkably short. And remarkably has very little on its mind in terms of digging into its characters. Basically every character who you don’t want to learn about, gets expanded upon. Usually right before they die. And every character you want to learn more about is given remarkably little in terms of extra depth. Locations generally lack description and the novelisation refuses to deviate from the structure of the webcast to a fault. To the point that I wonder if Paul Cornell was watching it back while writing this. I will admit, the Ninth Doctor’s arc gets improved in the novelisation. There’s more of an attempt to illustrate that at the start, he’s acting very un-Doctor-like and has, for lack of a better word; lost his groove. He’s cold, rude, actively getting on people’s nerves and just wants to leave. But slowly, he softens and opens up. He starts acting more comedic and eccentric and develops a better rapport with basically every character by the end. It's genuinely quite sweet to read. This doesn’t exactly help with the vague reasoning behind why he acts this way though. There isn’t any kind of quick flashback, prologue or deleted scenes, which the novelisation is begging for. This isn't a webcast with the stipulation of "make it accessible" this is the novelisation, and the time to really go into detail and show us the secret stuff. Overall, there’s very little to talk about because the novelisation gives me so little to talk about. If you like Scream of the Shalka you’ll probably like this. But I’d also say you probably won’t get anything new out of it. This is, in the nicest way possible, the webcast in book form. Nothing more, nothing less. WHOXLEY View profile Like Liked 1 Open in new window Statistics AVG. Rating26 members 3.67 / 5 Member Statistics Read 44 Favourited 6 Reviewed 1 Saved 2 Skipped 2 Related Stories Other adaptations of this story: We define an adaptation as a recreation of a similar story but on a different medium or with different characters. 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