Stories Audio Drama Gallifrey Gallifrey Episode 1 Lies 1 image Back to Story Quotes Add Quote Link to Quote Favourite ROMANA: Oh, Wynter, what am I going to do with you? WYNTER: Call me Soggy-Boggy like everyone else. ROMANA: I beg your pardon? WYNTER: Uh- nothing. Uh- Madam. Uh- Madam President. It was just a name they, um, called me. At the Academy. They thought I was wet. ROMANA: Yes, I’m sure. Well, we all got unpleasant nicknames at the Academy. I got used to mine. Why didn’t you get used to Soggy-Boggy? — Lies Link to Quote Favourite LEELA: How far now, K9? K9: Query, mistress? LEELA: How far have we walked, K9, below the Capitol? K9: Do you require the measurements in inches, feet, metres, spammers, trigons– LEELA: Enough, K9. K9: We have come, in your own terms, mistress, a long way down. LEELA: I wonder how long we’ve been away from them. K9: If you require the time lapse in your own terms, mistress, we have been walking for quite some time. — Lies Link to Quote Favourite BRAXIATEL: I do what I do for the benefit of Gallifrey. You are the best President it has had for… well, for a very, very long time. ROMANA: I doubt this is over. Narvin will make capital of it, I’m sure. BRAXIATEL: So will others. We’ll weather the storm. ROMANA: This is going to be a trying time. For both of us. I’m glad you’re on my side. I feel we might have a chance. BRAXIATEL: My President flatters me. — Lies Link to Quote Favourite K9: Something has happened to Leela. Apparently, she has vanished. Literally. ROMANA: When you say literally, K9, I assume you’re not talking figuratively. I find people who use the word literally when they don’t mean it literally very annoying. K9: Leela has literally vanished, mistress. — Lies Link to Quote Favourite LEELA: No. The spirit told me you would come. ROMANA: Oh, come on. LEELA: Do not mock me, Romana. You should know by now I am rarely wrong about such things. ROMANA: Granted, you’re rarely wrong with your instincts, but… as for rational explanations of what you feel, well, that’s another story. LEELA: You do not believe me? ROMANA: I believe you that something is here alright. Just not that it’s a spirit, evil or otherwise. LEELA: I never said it was evil. ROMANA: Oh, well, I just assumed. I mean, they usually are with you. — Lies Link to Quote Favourite K9: This unit does not have feelings, mistress. LEELA: That is untrue, K9. Many times you and the other K9– K9: Neither K9 unit possesses feelings, mistress. LEELA: You should not be afraid of your feelings, K9. ROMANA: Yes, thank you. If we can move on from the emotional support group session? — Lies Link to Quote Favourite NARVIN: Braxiatel. BRAXIATEL: Yes? NARVIN: Thank you. BRAXIATEL: Oh, don’t mention it. I mean that. To no one. I couldn’t bear the shame. NARVIN: Of what? BRAXIATEL: Saving your neck. — Lies Link to Quote Favourite LEELA: Why did you shoot Narvin, K9? Not that I’m complaining. K9: Pandora was only active by piggy-backing the brainwaves of an exceptionally intelligent Time Lord. BRAXIATEL: Hence his lack of sleep. If Narvin had slept, Pandora’s power would have closed down. She must have accessed him ages ago. ROMANA: Or, like me, it might be inherited, waiting for the right moment. LEELA: I do not know which shocks me most, Romana. That you had a previous life, or that Narvin is considered one of the most intelligent Time Lords. — Lies