Oh. My. Lucifer. 1/5

I can't even comment on the state of the writing or the sound effects because I can't stop laughing at Liz Shaw voiced by Bill Baggs. Truly the man least qualified to ever call himself an ""actor"". Satan bought Liz Shaw and her wife* all-inclusive cruise tickets. Lucifer is a PROBE member. I can't take this lunacy for a single moment longer. Gonna be generous and give this 1 star. It could have been worse - it could have been Mission: Find Lilith!

*Fiancée? There was only one plotline and I still missed a lot of the details because I couldn't pay attention because BILL BAGGS VOICES LIZ SHAW

A Liz Shaw story (yay!)… written by Trevor Spencer and read by Bill Baggs (ehhh…). It’s about what you’d expect. This is written to further tie Hellscape, the series that produced Mission: Find Lilith, to the wider universe. It does so by informing us thatLucifer - Spencer’s Venusian OC - is at some point a member of PROBE. His brother, literally named Satan, is not pleased by this and takes it out on poor elderly Liz and her wife-to-be. If you like Liz as a tough character, you’ll probably be disappointed. It doesn’t help that Baggs doesn’t have the emotional acting that Caroline John or even Hazel Burrows has when they play Liz, and his voice is so monotonous you almost wonder if it was AI or that British text-to-speech voice they used to use in YouTube videos. It’s your standard modern BBV work and yet it feels somehow worse than usual. What an achievement!