RAM: What about football?

DOCTOR: Unbelievably boring sport. Now, darts? Darts is something worth practising for. Maths and alcoholic beverages. The best way to spend a morning.

DOCTOR: Oh, come on! Cheer up! It's not that hard. It's no harder than all these exams that you have to take these days. Except for Media Studies. It's going to be harder than that.

(Armitage enters.)

QUILL: Leave us! We are decorating.

(Armitage leaves.)

CORAKINUS: We are here for the Cabinet.

DOCTOR: Oh, the Cabinet! Oh, that's easy. There's this painfully strange shop here called IKEA.

DOCTOR: Yes, yes, he will. But the more interesting question is, what are we going to do with you lot?

CHARLIE: That opening the Shadow Kin came through, you couldn't close it all the way.

DOCTOR: Well, obviously, there's been so much artron energy around good old Coal Hill that Time itself has worn thin. I bet they didn't take that into account when they renovated. And it can only be patched up so well. Even by me.

TANYA: So those things'll come back?

DOCTOR: Well, they'll have to find you first. I scrambled the pulsation. Of course, Coal Hill will continue to act like a beacon across all of space-time, to any being who might want to make mischief with it. So, you will have to be on your guard.

QUILL: But. No, no, no. I thought you were going to get us out of here?

DOCTOR: Why would you be safer somewhere else? Time has looked at your faces. And Time, Time never forgets.

(The Memorial on the wall has as its most recent names - Pink, RD and Oswald, C.)

QUILL: No, wait. Wait. You can't seriously expect these juveniles to deal with whatever is going to come through these tears in space and time?

RAM: Through the what?

APRIL: It's like the Hellmouth.

TANYA: Or that town in Once Upon A Time.

CHARLIE: Or The Vampire Diaries.

RAM: You watch Vampire Diaries?

CHARLIE: Everyone is very attractive.

MATTEUSZ: Yes, it's true.