Stories Audio Drama Classic Doctors, New Monsters Episode: 1 2 3 4 Five Hundred Ways to Leave Your Lover 1 image Overview Characters How to Listen Reviews 7 Statistics Quotes 1 Overview Released Tuesday, January 21, 2025 Written by Tim Foley Directed by Barnaby Edwards Runtime 55 minutes Tropes (Potential Spoilers!) LGBTQA+ Synopsis Chris is on a date. But it isn't working out. Perhaps he'll end it over dinner. Or on a cruise. Or in a lunar spa. But who are these figures in red? And why are they so invested in his relationship? All of reality might be at stake, and the Monks will pursue Chris wherever he goes - but as long as he manages to break up with his boyfriend, the Doctor, everything might be saved... Listen Listened Favourite Favourited Add Review Edit Review Log a repeat Skip Skipped Unowned Owned Owned Save to my list Saved Edit date completed Custom Date Release Date Archive (no date) Save Characters Eighth Doctor Paul McGann The Monks Chris Charlie Condou Show All Characters (3) How to listen to Five Hundred Ways to Leave Your Lover: Big Finish Audio Classic Doctors New Monsters 5: Faithful Friends Reviews Add Review Edit Review Sort: Date (Newest First) Date (Oldest First) Likes (High-Low) Likes (Low-High) Rating (High-Low) Rating (Low-High) Word count (High-Low) Word count (Low-High) Username (A-Z) Username (Z-A) Spoilers First Spoilers Last 7 reviews 14 March 2025 · 31 words Review by Azurillkirby Very interesting premise for a story, and an interesting new use for the Monks. Chris is a great character for this story, and he has some great chemistry with Eight. A. Azurillkirby View profile Like Liked 0 2 March 2025 · 141 words Review by FM4213 Spoilers This review contains spoilers! A very fun romp that takes advantage of the Eighth Doctor as a Bryonian romance figure (albeit one more interested in the sights than talking feelings, much to the chagrin of his apparent boyfriend) and the trippy nature of the Monks (particularly use of simulations and forced consent). I thought the Monks were well utilised and the set pieces were nicely judged. The slightly sour note of the Doctor's simulation dying without telling his real self (the contrivances of keeping story elements secret for the TV show rarely fail to annoy me) of the Monks was helped by the discovery if real Mark for a sweet ending- but one that also unpicks the (somewhat trite) emotional pathos for lead Chris. Hard to be disappointed by a story with plenty of gay (though there could be even more if you ask me). FM4213 View profile Like Liked 0 4 February 2025 · 51 words Review by eldritchlamb Spoilers 2 This review contains spoilers! it was beautiful!! honestly one my new favorites though i also would have wished the doctor would have had an actual boyfriend, even for just one story. big finish should just bring Fitz Kreiner back to audio tbh because he is the doctors ultimate boyfriend. still i loved this very much 🖤 eldritchlamb View profile Like Liked 2 30 January 2025 · 47 words Review by BSCTDrayden 1 What a beautiful story about love, consent and self respect. Amazing performances all round, a great use of the monks, and a perfect encapsulation of what makes 8 my Doctor and why I adore him so much. Just a fab story to end a fantastic character driven set. BSCTDrayden View profile Like Liked 1 29 January 2025 · 4 words Review by Rock_Angel 1 THIS WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL Rock_Angel View profile Like Liked 1 Show All Reviews (7) Open in new window Statistics AVG. Rating61 members 4.15 / 5 Member Statistics Listened 76 Favourited 9 Reviewed 7 Saved 2 Skipped 0 Quotes Add Quote Link to Quote Favourite Tags: Funny CHRIS: The overrides are biometrically linked to me. DOCTOR: So I’d need a sample of your DNA to trip the lock. Right! You know what you need to do. CHRIS: Oh, all right, fine. I’ll kiss you. (Mwah! Chris kisses the Doctor.) DOCTOR: Oh. No, I just meant a follicle of your hair. CHRIS: Oh. Really? DOCTOR: But don’t worry about it. CHRIS: Oh, I’m so embarrassed. DOCTOR: There should be enough on my lips, um—oh, actually I probably need a bit extra. Hang on. (Mmmmwah! The Doctor kisses Chris back.) — Five Hundred Ways to Leave Your Lover