LINDY: Do I need to pee?

DR PEE: Urine content is zero for the third day in a row. Well done, Lindy. Remember, don't waste the day with daily waste.

DOCTOR: You don't know me, but my name is the Doctor, and your life is in danger, okay? There are creatures out there in the real world that are monsters, and they are coming to get you. No. No, Lindy, don't!

DOT: Blocked.

(Lindy stands up, steps to the side, then tries walking forward and kicks the desk.)

LINDY: Oh, God, I'm so stupid. Dot, Bubble.

RUBY: Did you do it? Are you out?

LINDY: I don't know how to walk.

RUBY: What do you mean?

LINDY: I don't know how to walk without the arrows.

RUBY: You don't know how to walk?

LINDY: Without the arrows.

DOCTOR: You don't know how to walk without the arrows?

LINDY: That's what I just said. Now shut up. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. Exit, please.

LINDY: You... you lied to me. This is like a conspiracy. Who are you?

RUBY: We're just trying to help.

LINDY: You. I blocked you. Didn't I block you? I knew it, I did. I thought that you just looked the same, but you're... How did you do that?

(The Doctor points his sonic.)

DOCTOR: Unblocked, babes.

LINDY: Sorry. I'm sorry, it's just that's the first time I've ever done that.

RICKY: Oh no, well, it's not every day you walk past monsters.

LINDY: No, I mean the hug.

RICKY: That was your first hug?

LINDY: Yeah.

Lindy Pepper-Bean: I thought this was the worst day of my life, but maybe it's the best.

Ricky September: There are still thousands of people being eaten alive.

Lindy Pepper-Bean: Yeah, but...

LINDY: Don't be so surprised. I found it. I'm at the conduit. But guess what? I'm with Ricky September.

RUBY: Ah! What, Ricky the singer?

LINDY: That's him.

RUBY: Oh, nice one.

DOCTOR: He's hot.

BOTH: (to each other) Hands off!

RICKY: Lindy, watch out.

(The Dot flies over to her.)

LINDY: His surname is Coombes. He was born Richard Coombes. Cos I know everything about him. He changed his name to Ricky September when he reached 50,000 followers, but check your files. He was born Coombes. C comes before P!

(Ricky stares at her in disbelief.)

DOCTOR: I have a ship. It's called the TARDIS. That blue box. It harnesses technology that makes it bigger on the inside than on the outside. I could take you all. I could carry you to the stars. I... could find you a home that is safe and clean and everything you want.

LINDY: But... we couldn't travel with you.

RUBY: What? Why... Why not?

LINDY: Because you, sir, are not one of us. I mean, you were kind, although it was your duty to save me, obviously. I mean, screen-to-screen contact is just about acceptable, but... in person? That's impossible.

DOCTOR: I don't care what you think. And you can say whatever you want. You can think absolutely anything. I will do anything if you just allow me to save your lives.

BREWSTER: If you'll turn away, ladies, before you're contaminated.

DOCTOR: You will die out there! And I can save your lives! Now let me!

RUBY: So you're the rich kids?

LINDY: Uh, I should hope so.

RUBY: I thought you were like, office drones. But that's why you only work two hours a day. So the rest of the time...

LINDY: We party.

RUBY: (to the Doctor) It's like Love Island: The Planet.