Stories Short Story Doctor Who Lockdown Dalek: Spoof Scenes 1 image Overview Characters How to Read Reviews 1 Statistics Quotes 1 Overview Released Thursday, April 30, 2020 Written by Robert Shearman Pages 7 Location (Potential Spoilers!) The Vault Synopsis The Daleks were only one of the old monsters under consideration to return to Doctor Who for its revival in 2005. Here are some exclusive extracts from ‘Dalek’ writer Robert Shearman’s early scripts that showcased some alternatives… Read Read Favourite Favourited Add Review Edit Review Log a repeat Skip Skipped Unowned Owned Owned Save to my list Saved Edit date completed Custom Date Release Date Archive (no date) Save Characters Ninth Doctor Rose Tyler Taran wood beast Myrka Drashig Show All Characters (5) How to read Dalek: Spoof Scenes: External Link Reviews Add Review Edit Review Sort: Date (Newest First) Date (Oldest First) Likes (High-Low) Likes (Low-High) Rating (High-Low) Rating (Low-High) Word count (High-Low) Word count (Low-High) Username (A-Z) Username (Z-A) Spoilers First Spoilers Last 1 review 9 April 2025 · 9 words Review by Vic0303 1 Hilarious parody script excerpts! Paints an incredible funny picture Vic0303 View profile Like Liked 1 Open in new window Statistics AVG. Rating12 members 3.50 / 5 Member Statistics Read 15 Favourited 1 Reviewed 1 Saved 2 Skipped 1 Quotes Add Quote Link to Quote Favourite Tags: Funny DOCTOR: Let me out! TARAN WOOD BEAST: I once gave your companion a mildly inconvenient scare, Doctor! Now I'm going to roar and give you a scratching! (VAN STATTEN watching the screen) VAN STATTEN: it's talking! GODDARD: Sir, it's going to slightly irritate him! — Dalek: Spoof Scenes