Stories Television K9 K9 Episode: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Alien Avatar 1 image Overview Characters How to Watch Reviews 3 Statistics Quotes 1 Overview First aired Monday, March 29, 2010 Written by Graeme Farmer Directed by Karl Zwicky Runtime 30 minutes Time Travel Present Tropes (Potential Spoilers!) Spaceship Location (Potential Spoilers!) Earth, England, London Synopsis The Thames is badly polluted by an alien chemical. K9 discovers that telepathic aliens, the Medes, are imprisoned by Drake, who is trying to duplicate a missing special key to operate their organic starship. K9 rescues the Medes. June discovers Drake's plot and helps release their starship. Watch Watched Favourite Favourited Add Review Edit Review Log a repeat Skip Skipped Unowned Owned Owned Save to my list Saved Edit date completed Custom Date Release Date Archive (no date) Save Characters K9 Mark 2 Starkey Jorjie Turner Darius Pike Alistair Gryffen June Turner Drake Show All Characters (7) How to watch Alien Avatar: DVD K-9: The Complete Series DVD K-9: Alien Avatar DVD K-9: Series 1 Volume 1 DVD K9 (Ultimate Collectors Edition) Reviews Add Review Edit Review Sort: Date (Newest First) Date (Oldest First) Likes (High-Low) Likes (Low-High) Rating (High-Low) Rating (Low-High) Word count (High-Low) Word count (Low-High) Username (A-Z) Username (Z-A) Spoilers First Spoilers Last 3 reviews 2 October 2024 · 121 words Review by JayPea 1 Didn't expect to be hit with the professor being transphobic in the first 4 minutes (/j to be clear, he just a comment he makes about Jorjie's singing saying she should try voice training that took me out and had to pause for laughter) I ended up waiting about an hour or so after watching the episode to write this review, and I've already forgotten a lot of what happened. Good aliens was a nice change of pace and made me realize that we've had surprisingly few of them for how much The Department is meant to be villainous. The aliens themselves were kind of interesting, and the effects weren't half bad this time. The acting unfortunately still very much was. Overall, 4/10 JayPea View profile Like Liked 1 17 September 2024 · 189 words Review by MrColdStream Spoilers 1 This review contains spoilers! 4️⃣⏹️ = UNENJOYABLE! Barking through time and space, one adventure at a time! “STAR WARS MEETS DOCTOR WHO!” K9 and the Wannabe Robomen (suddenly talking with a weird accent) discussing fishing is a new level of cringe. And it gets worse once we get Forgettable Girl jamming to a bad song and Annoying Kid bumping into her with a stack of books. We are back to the weird and stupid monster here, with the strange Jawa Ghosts. They are hardly seen, though. They also bring back a farting K9. Sigh! Villain Mother and Smug Face return, and we get some more of their lovely onscreen chemistry. Smug Face is using the Jawa Ghosts in his latest evil plan! The kids and K9 investigate, and their interplay is still so very stiff. The same goes for the scene between Villain Mother and Dull Professor. The tension is very artificial here and partly killed by the bad acting. The climax is sort of fun, but oh so wooden. RANDOM OBSERVATIONS: “Have you ever considered voice training?” Ooooh, Dull Professor, that's a proper roast! MrColdStream View profile Like Liked 1 10 June 2024 · 96 words Review by sircarolyn Spoilers 2 This review contains spoilers! This was not, by any means, a good episode. It was, however, a hilarious episode - probably inadvertently because I suspect some of the acting was intended to be good, but nevertheless this has easily been the most amusing episode of K9 so far. Maybe I'm going insane too. This was like Counter-Measures: The Pelage Project if that episode was bad. The plot was so thin it was invisible and made no sense, and the acting was worse than usual, if that's even possible for this show. It was bloody funny though. sircarolyn View profile Like Liked 2 Open in new window Statistics AVG. Rating31 members 2.00 / 5 Trakt.tv AVG. Rating3 votes 2.50 / 5 The Time Scales AVG. Rating2 votes 3.50 / 5 Member Statistics Watched 50 Favourited 0 Reviewed 3 Saved 1 Skipped 1 Owned 2 Quotes Add Quote Link to Quote Favourite STARKEY: Ah, great. Here’s trouble. CCPC: Where are you off to, sunshine? STARKEY: You have no right to interrogate a citizen when… K9: We’re going fishing. CCPC: Fishing? What’s this fishing? K9: A human pastime of monumental stupidity. They put a line in the water and wait for a fish to bite it. CCPC: I don’t get it. K9: You and me both, brother. CCPC: Humans. When will they learn? — Alien Avatar