Stories Short Story A Farewell to R.M.S. 1 image Overview Characters How to Read Reviews Statistics Related Stories Quotes Overview Released Monday, February 11, 2019 Written by Nate Bumber Publisher Obverse Books Pages 2 Synopsis Roger, the leader of the planet R.M.S., has agreed to a meeting with a representative of the Great Houses to discuss their offer to up and by the entire planet. The Plume Coteries, the posthuman group who originally colonised the planet and later donated it to Roger's kind as an apology for accidentally wrecking their homeworld, offered to act as mediators. Roger is disappointed when the Plume Coteries envoy, whom she'd been awaiting for years, finally arrives: he is much taller than Roger expected, and arrives in a spherical diplomatic craft instead of on the back of the legendary giant birds. The Houses' representative is equally unexpected, appearing as a small, silver creature rather than something more impressive. Moreover, Roger's ears, accustomed to underwater sounds, prove unable to understand the Lord's tinny synthetic speech, making it difficult for her to follow the ensuing conversation between the Bookkeeper and Lord, during which it becomes apparent that the Bookkeepers are happy to let the Houses have R.M.S. in exchange for the ability to pluck individuals from Time. Roger, a giant walrus with little concept of the advanced technology both other parties wield, remains broadly unconcerned because she's convinced that her much greater size and physical strength will prove enough to overrule the two "little men" if she doesn't like their conclusions. Read Read Favourite Favourited Add Review Edit Review Log a repeat Skip Skipped Unowned Owned Owned Save to my list Saved Edit date completed Custom Date Release Date Archive (no date) Save Characters Roger Lord Bookkeeper Show All Characters (3) How to read A Farewell to R.M.S.: External Link Reviews Add Review Edit Review Submit a Review Statistics Member Statistics Read 3 Favourited 0 Reviewed 0 Saved 0 Skipped 0 Related Stories Faction Paradox A Farewell to Arms Rating: ??? Story Skipped Short Story More Actions View Sets Close Related Sets Set of Stories: Faction Paradox Anthologies Set of Stories: The Book of the Peace Add Review Edit Review Skip Skipped Unowned Owned Save to my list Saved Quotes Add Quote Submit a Quote