April Fools stories have no business being this well written and politically aware and yet, here we are! Xavier, stop writing well, you're making the rest of us look bad!

For anyone confused, please see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation.

Further reading includes: https://tardis.wiki/wiki/Macra, https://tardis.wiki/wiki/Crab

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When Crab Luna started going on about being the perfect lifeform, the crabs wanting everyone to be crab, and fishes that were actually ‘just crabs in disguises, not real fish’, I was expecting crab fascism and transphobia allegories, but this was pretty good as well. Also yay Our Own Voices reference, that’s cute.