Stories Short Story A Fable of Crabs 1 image Back to Story Reviews Add Review Edit Review Sort: Date (Newest First) Date (Oldest First) Likes (High-Low) Likes (Low-High) Rating (High-Low) Rating (Low-High) Word count (High-Low) Word count (Low-High) Username (A-Z) Username (Z-A) Spoilers First Spoilers Last 2 reviews 11 May 2025 · 53 words Review by Owen Spoilers This review contains spoilers! When Crab Luna started going on about being the perfect lifeform, the crabs wanting everyone to be crab, and fishes that were actually ‘just crabs in disguises, not real fish’, I was expecting crab fascism and transphobia allegories, but this was pretty good as well. Also yay Our Own Voices reference, that’s cute. Owen View profile Like Liked 0 7 April 2025 · 55 words Review by ThetaSigmaEarChef 2 April Fools stories have no business being this well written and politically aware and yet, here we are! Xavier, stop writing well, you're making the rest of us look bad! For anyone confused, please see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation. Further reading includes: https://tardis.wiki/wiki/Macra, https://tardis.wiki/wiki/Crab ⠀⠀⣠⠤⠖⠒⠦⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠤⠴⠒⠢⠤⣀⠀⠀ ⠀⣼⠁⠀⠀⡠⢖⡉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢙⡲⣄⠀⠀⠈⣇⠀ ⠀⣟⣄⠀⠐⠓⢋⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡙⠚⠀⠀⡠⣻⠀ ⠀⠈⡶⢭⣒⡺⠟⣀⣰⣿⠦⠤⠤⢼⣿⣆⡈⠻⢖⣒⡭⡾⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠱⡘⢄⡰⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⣄⡰⣃⠇⠀⠀ ⠀⣀⠤⠬⢽⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⡯⠥⠤⡀⠀ ⠰⠕⢋⡭⠿⡟⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⣻⠯⢭⡙⠺⠆ ⠀⢰⡳⠊⡩⠛⣦⡉⠒⠤⠤⠄⠤⠤⠤⠒⢉⣔⠛⢍⠓⣝⡄⠀ ⠀⠈⠁⡼⡴⠉⠀⠈⠓⠲⠤⠤⠤⠤⠖⠚⠁⠈⠉⣎⣧⠈⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀ ThetaSigmaEarChef View profile Like Liked 2