I listened to this story on the morning of November 6th, 2024. As an American, this might possibly be the literal worst moment in history to listen to a story this chipper. I'm sure the story doesn't really deserve this ranking, since it gets so much praise from others, but I couldn't help but get pissed off at how chipper this was when I listened to it, and I'm here to give my honest opinion on the story. Perhaps my opinion will change if I re-listen to it, which I hope to do at some point, but this is my ranking for the time being.

F.